“Come on! I don’t care if it’s dark and stinky; it’s the only way left to go! The hint guy said so!”

	“Well maybe you shouldn’t be trusting old losers who charge $50 for a stupid piece of advice! Why would there be anything in here? It’s just some stupid tunnel!”

	“But the zombies were guarding it! That must mean it’s important!”

	“Last time we followed the zombies, we got knocked out, remember? Maybe we should just leave these people alone and go to Fourside!”

	“Come on, guys, can’t you stop fighting?”

	“But that weird guy in Happy Happy Village said there was something behind Threed, too!”

	“I don’t remember any weird guy. What are you talking about?”

	“Oh, that’s right, I was alone, because somebody had to get herself kidnapped.”

	“I told you to shut up about that! They had lightning!”

	“Come on, please? Could you just be quiet?”

	“So do you, Paula, remember? You also had the Franklin Badge, and that guy was a joke anyway. Maybe before you start telling me where to go, you should learn to take care of yourself.”

	“SHUT UP!”

	“What was that? You didn’t have to PK Freeze me to get the point across. And anyway, you missed. Goes to show what use you are.”

	“There’s a zombie dog behind you, idiot. I told you we shouldn’t have come here.”

	“If they’re guarding this place, that must mean it’s important, which means we’re going the right way.”

	“Or maybe they’re leading us into another ambush. Maybe we shouldn’t just happily walk in to this one, too.”

	“It was a moment of weakness, okay? Besides, if we hadn’t gotten trapped, we wouldn’t have met up with Jeff, remember?”

	“Guys, are you even listening to me?”

	“He would’ve come anyway, but maybe if you hadn’t walked us right into a trap, we would’ve met up in a nice hotel somewhere, or on the beach or something.”

	“What’s the point in even arguing if all you’re gonna do is bring that up over and over?”

	“Exactly! Now can’t you guys just stop? And Paula, there’s a zombie behind you.”

	“Aaah! This is your fault, Ness!”

	“Just shut up and PK Fire it.”

	“I’ll kill it however I want, okay?”

	“Wait, no, not Thunder! You know I hate how it-aw, you got zombie guts on me again!”

	“Well you know I hate zombies, but you made us come in here anyway. If you won’t listen to me, I won’t listen to you.”

	“Seriously, can’t you guys just shut up?”

	“Ness! What are you doing? Don’t just open that coffin! There could be more zombies in there!”

	“If you won’t listen to me, I won’t listen to you.”

	“Seriously? What are you, five? Just leave the coffin alone and we can get out faster.”

	“No, look, it’s fine! Here, take this stupid bracelet and shut up.”

	“No! Look, you just made me step in zombie! That stuff’ll take forever to get off!

	“SERIOUSLY, GUYS, SHUT UP!”

	“Oh my god!”

	“Jeff!”

	“You didn’t have to waste a Bottle Rocket!”

	“Yeah, seriously! Those things cost money, and you aren’t the one paying for them!”

	“Neither are you, Ness.”

	“Shut up! At least my dad cares.”

	“Cares? He’s never even home! Have you ever even seen his face?”

	“Well, I mean-“

	“That’s what I thought. At least my dad was worried sick when I was kidnapped.”

	“Guys? There’s another zombie.”

	“Worried? He didn’t even notice until I showed up!”

	“At least he noticed at all! If you were kidnapped, what would your dad do? Call to make sure you’re not working too hard?”

	“Do I have to take care of all of them myself?”

	“He only says that stuff because he’s actually worried about me! Besides, don’t you have better things to do than listen in on my calls? I don’t eavesdrop when you call your parents!”

	“How could you? You never let me near a phone!”

	“That’s because I’m the one paying for the calls! Besides, they’re just in Twoson. We haven’t been gone that long.”

	“Look who’s talking. You get homesick every five minutes!”

	“That’s different! I’ve been gone a lot longer than you have!”

	“Well maybe-“

	“Guys, if you don’t shut up, I’m gonna get out another Bottle Rocket.”

	“Jeff, seriously! Don’t waste supplies!”

	“If you don’t want me to waste supplies, stop talking.

	“Fine, whatever. I’m still right.”

	“You’re right? What are you talking about? I’ll have you know that…”