Everything’s all funky… Which way is up? Which way is down? Is it that way? I don’t know. I think… I think I wanna go that way… Ow! My head hurts. Hey, Paula, what are you doing over there? You’re not supposed to be over there, you’re supposed to be over here, silly! You look a little hurt… Why don’t I heal you?
	Hey! Who’s that right next to me? Paula’s supposed to be there, not you! I’m gonna take you down! That’s right, feel the pain! Feel it! Let me hurt you! Get away from Paula’s spot! Ow, Paula, that hurt! You’re not supposed to do that! I’m gonna hurt you, Paula, get ready! I’ll show you not to hit your friends! Hitting your friends is wrong!
	Whoa, so many colors, I don’t know which one is magenta and which one is apple trees… I know! I’ll make the colors tell me which one is the donut! Say something, colors! Say something! No, don’t hurt me, it hurts, it hurts, stop!
	Everything looks normal now… It’s a big mushroom! Right in front of me! Where’d Paula go? How did I not notice this? Die, mushroom, die! What did you do to Paula? Oh my god, she’s dead! You did this, Jeff! You’re gonna pay! Get ready for a world of pain, Jeff! 
	Wait, you’re not Jeff… I’m Jeff! Die, Jeff, die! You’re gonna pay for hurting Paula! Ow, Jeff, that hurts! Stop hitting me, Jeff, or I’ll hit you some more! Ow, Jeff, where’d you get that bat? Wait, that’s my bat! And you’re wearing my hat! You stole my bat and hat and cat! Those all rhyme! Rhyming is fun! But you have my bat! Give it back, or I’ll hit you with my bat! Ow, stop hitting me, Jeff, it’s really not funny!
	No, wait, that’s not Jeff, that’s an eggplant! Why did I hit an eggplant? Eggplants are our friends! I couldn’t have done this! It was you, wasn’t it, you big carrot guy! You’re gonna get it now! That’ll teach you to hurt innocent eggplants, yeah, that’s right! Jeff, you’re over there again! I hate you, Jeff! You’re so mean to me! Wait, if you’re Jeff, that means I’m me! I have my bat again! Thanks, Jeff!
	Hey, why are you shooting the goldfish? Is he a nice goldfish? He must be a very not nice goldfish. I’ll hurt him! Here, fishy, have a burger! Do you like the burger? I don’t care! I hate you! Ow, no, don’t hit me, fish! I’m your friend, but I want you to die. Couldn’t you do that for your friend? No? Well, I don’t care! Die!
	The fish is dead, now, Jeff! Come on, let’s go that way! No, how about that way! Why do you want me to go over there? It’s scary and dark over there! Ow, Jeff, stop pulling! I’ll go, I’ll go, fine! Up, down, left, right, let’s go into the magical cave! It’s all bright out there, Jeff, don’t make me go there!
	No, it’s too bright, the colors are leaving, don’t go, colors, stay, stay, no! The colors are gone, Jeff, and I feel… I feel like… Like I’m… I’m…
	Whoa, what happened? I thought we were fighting that big mushroom guy. Now we’re out here. What do you mean I hit Paula? I’d never do something like that! You think so, too, Paula? What are you guys talking about? I’d have to be crazy to do something like that!