Elat Naidisnoom A
A Moonsidian Tale

	Translator’s Notes: This passage was translated from the original NadisnooM by a native Moonsidian, and translations are available after each paragraph.
	
	DSklahgkejfds;lghkfljeioafuds tuoba ,esruoc fo ,gnikalt ma I .dlrow eht evas depleh ohw ,ynam deripsni ohw nam a ,nam evarb ,evarb a fo elat eht uoy llet llahs I ,yadoT .yadot nopu tisiv ew ohw ton si ti tub ,gulp tnatropmi ,taerg a emoceb ot worg dluow gulp tahT .gulp kraps yreif ,llams a saw ereht ,edisnooM fo steerts dloc eht no ,yad enO

	One day, on the cold streets of Moonside, there was a small, fiery spark plug. That plug would grow to become a great, important plug, but it is not who we visit upon today. Today, I shall tell you the tale of a brave, brave man, a man who inspired many, who helped save the world. I am talking, of course, about (this name could not be translated from the original NaidisnooM)

	.efil sih degnahc taht yad eht eb dluow yad tahT .edisnooM raen nwot llams a ,twoson morf devirra tsuj dah eH .edisnooM fo ytic lufrewop dna taerg eht ni mi hot derrucco taht tnedicni na fo ,doohdlihc sih fo yrots a si siht tuB .erehwyreve sretropelet ot ycagel a emoceb dluow slliks noiatrelet gnizama siH .rolias lufrednow ,ythgima ,rlias taerg a saw alskdgapoerueklfsaklguoirpH

	--- was a great sailor, a mighty, wonderful sailor. His amazing teleportation skills would become a legacy to teleporters everywhere. But this is a story of his childhood, of an incident that occurred to him in the great and powerfull city of Moonside. He had just arrived from Nosowt, a small town near Moonside. That day would be the day that changed his life.

	.mug eht eta eh ,noitatropelet fo ecneics eht roF !ECNEICS rof rolias elbbub A .rolias elbbub saw eh ,htrof yad taht morf dna ,tah sih emaceb mug tahT .mug fo kcits a mih evag yeknom that dna yeknom ythgim a tem eh yad tahT .ssentaerg fo roloc eht ,elpruP .tah elprup a erow dna ,dlo sraey neves saw eh ,yad tahT.
	
	That day, he was seven years old, and wore a purple hat. Purple, the color of greatness. That day, he met a mighty monkey and that monkey gave him a stick of gum. That gum became his hat, and from that day forth, he was a bubble sailor. A bubble sailor for SCIENCE! For the science of teleportation, he ate the gum.

	.deid lla yeht hguohtla ,naidisnooM lla ot dnegel a si eh taht siht fo esuaceb sit I .ytic sih gnipleh dna ,evarb gnieb ,llat gnidnats eno ylno eht saw eh ,despalloc edisnooM yad ehT .toP eeffoC fo tcirtsidbus eht delur dna “tropeleT ehT” sa nwonk emaceb eh ,htrof yad that morF

	From that day forth, he became known as “The Teleport” and ruled the subdistrict of Coffee Pot. The day Moonside collapsed, he was the only one standing tall, being brave, and helping his city. It is because of this that he is a legend to all Moonsidians, although they all died. 

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The End