Zombification

	Aren’t I dead? Yes, I’m quite sure I remember dying that day. Yet I see, I hear, and I can move. What a wonderful feeling this is, life. A nice midnight stroll would do me good, after sitting in that coffin for so long. What is this feeling now? I feel, happy, and yet, hungry. Yes, I hunger, but for what? Not for a burger, or a sandwich.

	Oh, there’s some food. I don’t know how I know, but I can tell that that thing moving over there is definitely food. What is it, though? Is it a cow, a pig, or a chicken? No, much more delicious than that. Is it...a human? Yes, it seems as though it must be. It doesn’t seem wrong, though, to eat something so mouthwatering.

	Hello there... You seem delicious tonight. I think I’ll enjoy a bite of your thigh first, an maybe some of your head. Oh, yes, this hits the spot. I wonder why I hadn’t tried it earlier. I suppose that could be why I’m back up, to enjoy as much of this meat as I possibly can.

	Eh, who’s that? I see a boy there, yes, a boy and a girl. More delicious meals, yum! I could say hello first, be courteous... No, I must eat them now! Food, food food! Yummy, yummy, yummy flesh! All I want is a nibble, what are you doing to me? That hurts... Yes, I can feel pain, I know that.

	That’s hot, hot, hot! Maybe it was a mistake to snack on these two... Maybe a bite, yes! No, ouch, not my head! Oh, look, it seems that my head is over there, now. Can I still move? It seems as if I’m falling apart. It feels pleasing, somehow, though. Could I enjoy myself a bit before you kill me, please? Just a bite!

	My arms are at my feet, which are on my shoulders, now. My head is a few feet away, I think death sounds pretty good now. I feel sleepy... very sleepy... maybe just a little afternoon nap, then come back for some dinner. Yes, that sounds very nice. Sleep, now, sleep forever...