-SPOILERS-
	There came, on Halloween, an Earthbound fan, precocious.
	He didn’t buy Smash Bros. Brawl, its spoilers too ferocious.
	So when he viewed a forum post, he did find quite a fright
	No tagged spoilers to be found, his screams flew through the night
	For it told him that -SPOILER- was really -SPOILER-
	And that -SPOILER- was telling -SPOILER- to -SPOILER-
	And that once -SPOILER- met -SPOILER- he -SPOILER-
	And in the end, -SPOILER- -SPOILER- -SPOILER-
	This message too much for him, his will that day did snap
	A quite large price to pay for such a small mishap
	He couldn’t play Mother 3, oh no, he wouldn’t dare
	For fear of reliving this terrible, mentally scarring nightmare
	He flew about his house that night, clearly in a rage
	Destroying precious memories in this spoiler-driven rampage
	His happy was no longer blue, nor were his fobbies borange
	His Earthbound days as memorable as this line is poetic
	Then came his beloved costume, flung forward, to the fire
	His tears unstopping as a Ness outfit became naught but a pyre
	So please take of this dearly my Mother-loving friends
	Tag your spoilers, good and true, and now, this poem ends.