You know your quaint Onett
Twoson and Threed are nice
But who wants just a town
When you've got the best around?
Take a city over town -
Welcome to Fourside

Twoson's got the Chaos,
But we have Topolla
They've got the Runaway Five,
But who cares about those guys
When Venus performs here live?
Welcome to Fourside

Stores in those tiny towns
To ours, they just can't compare
We have goods (at closeout prices)
Without which no travelers can bear

So, stop on by,
Maybe stay awhile
In the heart of Fourside
And spend money

(So, don't settle for towns
You won't once you come by
'cause once you step inside,
And you see all of our sights,
You might just stay all your life
Welcome to Fourside)