Author: Earl Wintle
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The First
Here’s my first Haiku
I’ve never done them before
Are they any good?

EarthBound
I enjoy EarthBound,
That is why I’m on this site,
Few others like it

The FunFest
The FunFest is here,
A gathering of talent,
I can only write

The Prizes
The prizes are great
There are so many cool things
I win no something

My Motivation
Why do I do this?
It is quite simple really;
I want the new badge

My Motivation Part 2
I do this for the Badge
I could not win anything else
This ain’t a real Haiku

Inspiration
I wrote these at ten
Inspiration comes quite late
I just want to sleep

I Can’t Stop
At first there were three,
Now they are proliferate
Will they ever end?

Fobbies are Borange
Fobbies are Borange!
I’ve yet to listen to it
Mat Cab says it’s great.

Fobbies are Borange Reprise
Mat Cab, you were right!
Fobbies are Borange is cool
I wish there were more

Mother 3
Mother 3 is here,
But only in Japanese
I’ll wait for the patch

Mother 1
Mother 1 is hard,
I haven’t beaten it yet
Please don’t yell at me

Mother 2
I’ve played Mother 2,
You might know it as EarthBound,
This one I’ve beaten

Ness
Ness is the leader,
He knows PSI Rockin’
He is powerful

Paula
Paula is the girl,
She learns lots of PSI
But has little life

Jeff
Jeff is a genius,
He does not know PSI,
But he makes weapons

Poo
Poo is the young prince,
He is the last to join you,
He can Mirror foes.

I Must Sleep Now
It’s now eleven,
I must stop and go to sleep
I will write no more

I Lied
It is now seven
I type these on my laptop
Now I am finished

Winter
Winter is now here
The weather is cold and wet
But it does not snow

Snow
It snowed here one time
I want it to snow again!
But it’s too hot here

Not more!
I still cannot stop!
Now I write of the weather!
How boring is that?

HEAALLPPP!
I need help to stop!
Help me! Won’t someone help me?
Now Agents are go!

School
I need to do school
I must stop writing Haiku
Or math won’t get done

Rules?
I don’t know the rules
For writing correct Haikus,
But I think these work

Mr. Saturn
Mr. Saturn rocks
He has an enormous nose
He’s a lame item