A Night in Threed by KingDarian Come, gather ‘round children and open an ear for a tale of enchantment adventure, and fear It all happened one night in the old town of Threed Unbeknownst, they arose at a flaming bat's speed Not alive, but not dead rotting flesh, brittle bone Restless under the earth Waking up with a moan Breaking soil on the graves from six feet underground came the thin hands of men and the paws of a hound Breathing in the cold air fills their chests with no heart But these creatures that stir need no heartbeats to start Given reanimation from an evil most vile zombies, ghosts, even vomit in a slimey little pile Taking over the town Terrorizing with havok All the people ran screaming even mayor McGavock When a brave young couple tried to find out the truth they were tricked and soon ambushed in a style most uncouth Bound and then beaten Tossed into a tomb Young Ness and young Paula were soon saved by a BOOM! Their prayers were answered by Jeff Andonuts He journeyed from Winters with wisdom and guts They made their escape No longer confined Facing ghouls, pests, and puppets with darkness in mind A shot of a rocket and strong-burning fire were weapons of choice in the moments most dire Unusual paper from a trustworthy friend Stopped the fiends in their tracks Put their plot to an end 'Twas the honey of flies that did in their boss Returning the skies to their azure blue gloss