I sat in front of the TV.
I was getting Queasy.
My hands were shaking.
My heart was quaking.

For mortal terror I had seen
Upon this day of octoberween.
For I had seen a sight horrible
And no one had seen more loathable

It had no eyes
It had no smiles
It was terrible
It was flammible.

For lo' Pokey was on the TV tonight
And he gave me quite a fright
When he appeared there in a daze
On the set of Happy Days.