§§§ Chapter 1: Eagleland; the Final Frontier §§§
§§§ Onett, 199X+3 §§§
"Who wants Steak?" Ness shouted to his friends, who were visiting his home in Onett. He received some mixed responses, but obligingly took four plates from his mother anyway. As he carried them upstairs toward his room, he smiled. It had been three years since the ordeal with Giygas, and the world had rewarded him with a fairly quiet, relaxed life. Of course, there had been a lot of hullabaloo in the beginning, what with the Four heroes' birthdays becoming international holidays, literal tons of fan mail, the multi-million dollar movie deal, and whatnot... But now that Evil had been obliterated, and the world had thank-you’d themselves out, Ness and his friends were left with the delicious purposelessness of childhood. But little did he know how soon their powers would be called on again…
§§§ Andor System, Alpha Quadrant, 2378 AD §§§
Captain Jean-Luc Picard
awoke with a start to the beeping of his desktop computer, realizing that
he was in his office on the starship Enterprise. He walked over calmly,
pressed a button, and the image of a stern-looking woman with blond hair
blinked into view. “I hope I’m not disturbing you, Captain,” she
said.
“Admiral Nechayev,” Picard
half-choked at the sight of his superior officer, who typically managed
to work her way to the top of the list of stress-inducers for most Starfleet
captains. “Of course not. What can I do for you?”
“We have a matter of great
urgency developing in Sector 001.” Picard drew in a breath, for Sector
001 contained his home planet, Earth. “We have discovered a strange
energy source concentrating around the island of Eagleland, on Earth. As
the Enterprise is scheduled to arrive at Jupiter Station in a few weeks,
Starfleet Command has decided to recall your ship early to investigate
this phenomenon.”
“I’m afraid that I’m not
familiar with that island, Admiral,” Picard said in his dramatic, Shakespearean
voice.
“Eagleland was primarily
ignored except by itself and some other outlying locales, including Winters,
Scaraba, and Dalaam until the 22nd century. However, it boasts some
of the most interesting cultures in human history, as well as is host to
various sentient species unknown for quite some time, such as the Mr. Saturn
and the Tenda.”
“What can you tell me about
the energy disruption, sir?”
“Although nothing like
it has ever been researched by Federation scientists, we have compared
it to the records from Saturn Valley. Apparently, it could be a precursor
to a major time-distortion. Your orders are to immediately return
to Earth with all speed. Nechayev out.”
§§§ A couple of days later… §§§
The Enterprise dropped out
of warp over Earth. Picard stood in the bridge of his ship, staring
at the blue planet under him silently. Mr. Data, a gold-skinned android,
broke the silence. “Captain, I’m picking up a severe energy distortion.”
With a tap on his panel, the viewscreen magnified a section of Earth’s
surface engulfed by what looked like thunderstorms flashing across the
atmosphere.
“What could cause
that kind of phenomenon?” asked Commander Deanna Troi, the ship’s counselor.
“I do not know, sir,”
admitted Data, “but I will keep scanning.”
“Captain,” piped
up Lt. Commander Worf, Ambassador to the Klingon homeworld, who was once
Security Chief on the Enterprise. He managed to visit his old crew
occasionally, but every time he did, a battle or attack took place.
Thus, the crew was a bit on edge. “I believe we should send down
an away team, to study this phenomena more carefully.”
Picard nodded in
approval, and turned to his first officer, Will Riker. “Assemble
a team, Number One.” Riker stood up and nodded at Data, who followed
obediently. They stepped into a turbolift, and were off to the nearest
Transporter room.
Before long, Riker, Data,
Chief Engineer Geordi LaForge and the ship’s doctor, Beverly Crusher, had
teleported down to the middle of Onett City in a shimmer of blue light.
The wind had kicked up badly and all of the doors were barred shut.
Data pulled out his tricorder and began scanning.
“Commander,” he shouted
through the gale, “I believe that the distortions are focusing…” As he
said this, columns of white light pierced through the clouds, and strange,
sleek robotic men streaked into view.
“What the --?”
Riker shouted as hundreds of the robots appeared, one by one. Then,
a spherical pod resembling a silver, bald head with a bulbous nose phased
into view, and an equally bulbous young man dressed in 20th century attire
stepped out.
“Andonuts was such
a fool! All you have to do to make a Phase Distorter safe is switch
the input-output plugs! Now, I’m here, safe and sound, in good old
199X – wait a minute!” The fat kid looked around, stunned by the
24th-century city. When he spied the Enterprise’s away team, he waddled
over quickly. “You! What year is it?”
“It’s 2378, young
man,” said Riker.
“Argh! I must
have shorted out the time navigation system. And without Giygas around,
those Starmen don’t have a clue what to do! Oh well, I guess I can
settle down here. I mean, Eagleland is Eagleland, 24th century or
not, and I’ll be it’s new supreme leader!”
“Ahem…” Riker began,
but the kid cut him off.
“Attention Starmen!
This is Master Pokey! My first order to you is to capture this city
in my name…” As an afterthought, he added, “and get rid of those four weirdoes!”
Crusher spoke up.
“Now might be a good time to leave…” Riker nodded, and tapped his communicator,
which responded with a defiant beep. The comm system was out.
Of course, it never worked when it was really needed.
“Maybe we should take advantage
of that… vehicle,” Geordi gestured to the Phase Distorter. The away
team ran for it, ducking the attacks from the Starmen. Before you
could say, “beam me up, Scotty,” they had packed themselves in, and vanished
into the mists of time.
§§§ Onett, 199X+3 §§§
It was about midnight when
it happened. Thunder crashed in the distance. The four were
playing Super Smash Brothers on the N64 which Orange Kid had souped up
for Ness as a way of paying him back for that wasted $200 “donation”.
“It’s not fair!” Jeff complained.
“Ness, you shouldn’t always play as yourself. Just because you were
the first of us to be in a Nintendo 64 game doesn’t mean you have to rub
it in…”
“Well, what else am I going
to do? Be Jigglypuff? Not a chance,” Ness chuckled as he smacked
both Poo’s Donkey Kong and Jeff’s Samus off the edge of Hyrule Castle with
a blast of PK Thunder. Suddenly, the TV began to crackle with static.
“Riker to Picard! Come in! Away team to the Enterprise!”
it said.
“What’s that?” Paula exclaimed.
Jeff looked at the back of the TV.
“Could be just the storm,”
he said. “Sounds like there’s a Star Trek episode on a nearby channel.
I bet if I fiddle with the wires, it will stop that.” Jeff adjusted
his glasses, and began to push and prod at the back of the box, as Paula’s
Kirby did a cha-cha on Donkey Kong’s head.
“I still think our time
would be better spent meditating,” Poo mused to himself, but his mood changed
as he grabbed hold of a Bob-Omb and flung it at Ness, sending him flying
into sky like a bottle rocket with a red baseball cap. At that exact
moment, a loud crash shook the house.
“Wow, Orange Kid did a
better job of upgrading those Rumble Paks than I thought…” Jeff admitted.
The other three said nothing. He glanced up. All of them were
staring at him like gibbering idiots. Ness had dropped his controller,
Paula’s jaw was hanging open, and he had the strangest feeling that Poo
was about to live up to his name. “What is it? Do I have a
zit?” Jeff stood up, and clunked his head on something hard.
Rubbing his head, he turned around and yelped in surprise as he found himself
face-to-face with a Phase Distorter.
“What is that doing here?”
Poo said as he went into a karate stance. Ness grabbed his Gutsy
Bat out of the corner.
Paula charged up Freeze
Omega in her hand. “I don’t know, but if it isn’t Apple Kid playing
a prank, somebody’s going to find it a bit chilly in here.” There
were sounds of machinery whirring from within the Distorter. The
hatch opened, and out stepped four adults. Ness, Paula, and Poo stood
their ground, but Jeff’s legs began to shake.
“Ohmygod! It’s really
them!” he blurted out as he flopped onto his knees in reverence.
The bearded man with a
red-and-black outfit stepped forward. “I’m Commander William Riker
of the United Federation of Planets. We come in peace.”
§§§ Well, it's one o'clock, so this will probably be a good place to end this chapter. To be continued...§§§