Chapter 10: Blue Electricity
And now, the moment when we join our main hero, Nem Star, has finally arrived. Nem's space shuttle recently landed on Earth, in an area foreign to him. The first thing he noticed was the beautiful scenery from the trees, the rivers, and the animals. Nem walked for a bit through the picturesque forest. After walking a while, he reached a small, suburban town. He looked at a signpost and read it aloud.

"Happy Happy Village. Home of the Blue Blue Academy of Psychokinetics."

Reading this, Nem was overjoyed. He ran to the nearest townsperson, who was a man in a black tuxedo. He had closed eyes, a black mustache, and hair to the sides of his head.

"Excuse me sir. Where is-"

"The Blue Blue Academy is in the huge chapel in the center of town."

"…Th-"

"You're welcome."

Nem had no clue how the human man knew what he was going, but he did. Nem decided to enter the chapel in the center of town. Since the town was small, it was easy walking to the center of it. Inside the chapel, Nem saw a very blue sight.

There were many humans in the building. All of them were wearing blue dress pants, a blue dress shirt, a black tie, and a blue ski mask with eyeholes cut out of it. These human men were wielding paintbrushes. They all were shooting electricity out of their paintbrushes. Nem recognized this as PK Thunder Ohm.

The man leading these blue humans wore dressier blue dress pants, a fancier blue dress shirt, and a nicer black tie. He did not where the ski mask, and he did not don a paintbrush. He was an old man. His face was wrinkled. He wore small black sunglasses. He had a small blue beard, a blue mustache, and blue hair on the sides of his head. The top of his head was bald. This man did not use a paintbrush to use psychokinetics. He used his bare hands. He looked at the foreign man in the doorway and spoke. He voice was low and weak, yet there was something about it that seemed right.

"Blue Blues, stop. We have a new guest."

The blue-masked humans stopped and looked at their chrome guest.

"Please young sir, come here."

Nem slowly approached the old man. The old man shook his hand.

"Hello, young sir. I am the Carpainter, leader of this academy."

"Hello, Carpainter. My name is Nem Star."

"Good day, Mr. Star. Let me tell you about this academy."

The Carpainter coughed. It was easy to tell that this man was old just from his cough.

"Excuse me. Ten years ago, I founded a religion known as Happy Happyism. But then, the religion crashed. I made this chapel into an academy where I teach people how to use psychokinetics. The uniforms have remained in tact, actually…"

Nem looked at the men wearing blue. He was still overwhelmed because he was on Earth.

"I see. The uniforms are cool."

"Ha ha! Such youth! Do you wish to learn a psychokinetic?"

"I know some psychokinetics already. The ones these men are using is PK Thunder Ohm. I know that one."

"Do you know PK Thunder Theta?"

"No."

"Would you like to, young man?"

Nem knew that he had to learn a PK that wasn't Thunder. However, Nem wanted to increase his own power as much as possible.

"I would like to learn PK Thunder Theta."

"Good…Show me PK Thunder Ohm…"

Nem quickly launched a lightning bolt out of his hand. The Carpainter coughed again.

"Good. Now imagine launching two lightning bolts at once. Then, try to launch your PK in that way."

Nem put his hands on his head.

"PK Thunder Theta!"

Nem launched a lightning bolt, followed quickly by another lightning bolt.

"Close, young sir. Try again."

Nem put his hands back on his head.

"PK Thunder Theta!"

Nem launched a lightning bolt, followed by another two seconds later. Nem got annoyed.

"PK Thunder Theta! PK Thunder Theta! PK Thunder Theta!"

Nem launched three sets of a lightning bolt followed by another two seconds later. The Carpainter spoke.

"Take a deep breath and try once more."

Nem calmed himself down and put his hands on his head. He started flashing yellow.

"PK Thunder…Theta."

Nem launched two lightning bolts at the same time out of his head. The Carpainter started applauding. The blue men also were applauding.

"Well done, Nem! Well done! There is nothing more I can teach you. But I do know a psychokinetic master in Twoson, the town directly next to this one. I recommend my passing students to the master. Just head west and you'll reach Twoson."

"Thank you, Carpainter."

The Carpainter wheezed.

"Goodbye, Nem."

Nem walked out of the chapel. The Carpainter spoke to himself.

"Over the past ten years, I have become a good person…"

After walking a short bit, Nem reached a town known as Twoson. Twoson was filled with people, and was significantly bigger than the Happy Happy Village. Nem was exploring the town. He stumbled into a park, filled with people sitting on picnic blankets, selling goods to the public. He saw a man who looked quite interesting. He had blue jeans on. He wore a blue jacket that was opened. There was a white shirt under the blue jacket. The man also was wearing a necklace with a peace sign on it. He had an enormous red beard that stretched from all angles of his head. His head was quite long, actually. He also donned a white headband with a peace sign on it. He looked quite interesting indeed. He ran up to Nem.

"Yo yo yo! How's it goin' man?"

"I'm fine."

"Good to hear, dude!"

The man with the red beard patted Nem on the back. Nem asked him a question.

"Who are you?"

"I'm the New Age Retro Hippie, dude! Peace, man! I'm just chillin' here in the park!"

"Chillin' here in the park?"

"That's right, man! Ha ha! I sell condiments, dude! Want some?"

Nem was utterly confused by this.

"What are condiments?"

This confused the New Age Retro Hippie.

"You don't know what condiments are? How can you live without the condiments? It's like…It's like needed to live. I can't explain it, man. You're just weird, dude. Be sure to keep the peace, though."

"I will. Do you know a psychokinetic master?"

"Psychokinetics, huh? EVERDRED, YO! Come here, Everdred, dude…"

A fat man with big sunglasses and a big smile walked to Nem. He had a cane to support him. He was wearing a tie-dye shirt. He had on black pants, a formal black hat, and a barbell mustache.

"Yo, hippie! What cha need?"

"This dude wants to see a psychokinetic master, dude."

The fat man known as Everdred observed Nem.

"Y'know, many thought I died ten years ago, but I'm alive. Wanna know why?"

Nem did not see how this related to psychokinetics in the slightest, but carried on with the conversation.

"Why, uh, Everdred?"

"Because I knew the psychokinetic master! I lived and learned the error of my ways because of that master! Now, if you want to meet the master, you should head into the forest between Twoson and Onett. Just go north. The master lives in the woods."

"Thank you."

"Any time."

Nem turned around and saw a man in all blue.

"Nem, the Carpainter wanted me to give this to you."

The blue man gave Nem a small candy truffle.

"This is a PK Caramel. It recovers your psychokinetic energies."

"Wow."

"Well, back to the Blue Blue Academy with me!"

The blue man ran off. Nem walked slowly to the north, admiring the scenery on the way. Eventually, Nem reached the forest between Onett and Twoson. Nem spoke to himself.

"Heh. I better learn that PK quickly, or else I might become Earthbound."

Nem continued walking, but then stopped because he heard something. However, he couldn't make out what it was.

"That was odd…"

Suddenly, a huge bolt of lightning struck Nem.

"AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!"