Chapter 7: Twelve Piles of Puke
Fifty missions were given out this afternoon. It is currently midnight, and all the young Starmen of the Starmen Federation were asleep. Actually, one Starmen was awake. His name was Redef Emna, and he did not wish to rest up before the mission. He wanted action immediately, for he wished to be the best Starmen soldier. He hoped that he would exceed General Naiot's power one day. But he did not know how far away that day was.

Redef walked to one of two small space shuttles located outside of the Starmen Federation HQ.

"What are you doing, Redef?"

Redef turned around and saw General Naiot. He was still holding his famous silver sword.

"Sir, I wish to begin my mission immediately!"

"Do your par-"

General Naiot stopped himself from speaking. He remembered that, like Nem, Redef had no parents. Redef's parents both died in a tragic accident that happened when Redef was five. The cause of that accident was Redef himself. This suddenly saddened General Naiot.

"Do you wish to begin immediately, Redef?"

"Yes sir. It is in my best interest to help the Starmen Federation and others who need help."

"…Very well. You have my permission to use one of the space shuttles to transport yourself to Earth's moon. Be sure to use shuttle one."

"I will do, sir."

Redef got into the space shuttle. It was small. There was only enough room for one Starmen, and two Mr. Saturns.

"Good luck, Redef."

"Thank you, General Naiot."

The door to Redef's space shuttle closed. Redef pushed a button and the shuttle blasted off at an amazing speed. Ten seconds later, Redef landed on Earth's moon. He got out of the shuttle and looked around. There was nothing but gray rock and a flag. The flag had a blue box in the top left corner. The blue box had fifty white stars in it. The rest of the space was filled with thirteen red and white stripes. Redef looked at the flag closely.

"Did Earthlings claim this? It looks like it. I best not move this flag."

"Oh! A Starman! Thank goodness!"

Redef heard a high-pitched female voice behind him. He turned around to see a small creature the size of a Mr. Saturn. She was red and shiny. She looked exactly like a Mr. Saturn, but she did not have whiskers, a single hair, and a nose. That, and her eyes were much smaller than that of a Mr. Saturn. Looking past this, this creature looked exactly like a Mr. Saturn.

"Are you the ambassador from Earth?"

"Yes, sir. My name is Pifajo. I am of the Foppy race."

Redef looked through his papers to confirm if this creature was the ambassador. Sure enough, Pifajo was the real ambassador.

"Okay, you are the real ambassador. You're coming with me to Planet Starmen now."

"Wait, sir! I was followed here by the species who wish to enslave the Foppy race!"

"Humans?"

"Oh no, sir! They're the-"

"BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRP!"

Redef looked at the new horizon. Redef saw twelve slimy little piles of vomit. They all were dark green, generally. They had yellow, bloodshot eyes and a small mouth appeared to be on these piles of vomit. That was all Redef was able to identify however. One of them spoke, in a deep disgusting voice.

"Give us the girl. BUUURRRP!"

"What happened to manners? You should excuse yourself after burping. Even I know that Earth tradition."

The twelve piles of vomit laughed heartily. A different one spoke in a voice just as disgusting.

"You shouldn't mess with us, you human. BURP! Give us the girl!"

Redef was angered a bit.

"Human? I'm not an Earthbound human. I'm a Starman. And I'm not giving you Pifajo. I will fight you all if I must."

Once again, the twelve slimy piles of vomit laughed. A third spoke.

"You think you can best us? BURP!"

"Yes. I have two major advantages right now."

A fourth spoke.

"BUURRRP! What are they?"

"One is that I'm indeed not a human, so my physical abilities exceed that of the primary species of your planet."

A fifth spoke.

"So? BURP!"

A sixth spoke.

"And the other? BURP!"

"The second is that you are all lined up in a straight row in front of me."

A seventh spoke.

"So what? BUUUURRRRRRRRRRP!"

Redef chuckled.

"So this. PK FIRE OHM!"

Redef launched a flame at the twelve slimy piles of vomit. An eighth caught fire.

"YAAAA!"

The eighth pile started to move around vigorously. The other piles seemed weakened. They all charged towards Redef and toppled him over. Pifajo gasped.

"Sir Starman!"

A ninth noticed the now defenseless ambassador and approached her. Suddenly, a flame appeared out of the pile of the slimy piles and hit the ninth pile, which set him on fire.

"AGH!"

Redef escaped from the group of slimy piles and ran back towards Pifajo to protect her.

"Don't worry, I'm here."

A tenth pile spoke.

"BUUURRRRP! CHARGE!"

The ten piles that were not on fire charged towards Redef and Pifajo. Redef stuck out his hand.

"PK Freeze Theta!"

A huge blast of cold came out of Redef's hand and froze two of the piles. Now only eight were left. The eleventh pile spoke up.

"BURP! GET HIM!"

The eight piles grouped together and merged. The formed an even slimier pile of vomit. However, this pile had eight pairs of eyes. This new pile charged towards Redef and knocked him down.

"Oof!"

Redef immediately got back up. He put his hands on his head.

"PK THUNDER THETA!"

Two large thunderbolts came out of Redef's head and hit the pile. The pile decomposed back into the eight smaller piles. All of the piles were defeated, except one. Redef ran up to this last pile and kicked it hard.

And to wrap up our chapter, the 12th, and last, pile said but one thing before dieing.

"Buuurrrrrrp…"