Jeff Theme (Cool Nerd) By The Runaway Five Teen (To The Tune of Shawn Michael's WWE Theme, 'Sexy Boy') Girls: Oh, oh Jeff Jeff: Hey babes, I'm cute You know I'm a smarty I got the looks that drive you girls wild My Laser Gun Is really impressive When I walk by You just get diamondized. (Chrous)I'm just a cool nerd (Cool Nerd) I'm not a Ness jerk (Ness jerk) I'm just a cool nerd (Cool Nerd) I'm not a Ness jerk (Ness jerk) I'm real hot Not a dimwit fool You girls like me cause I got Fly Honey You see I'm calm Unlike Dalaam that has that Prince who cries for his Mom I'm just a cool nerd (Cool Nerd) I'm not a Ness jerk (Ness jerk) I'm just a cool nerd (Cool Nerd) I'm not a Ness jerk (Ness jerk) Eat your heart out Ness and Poo These girls feel diamondnized (Repeat Chorus x3)