No Good Fly for a Bad Guy
(To the tune of "Pretty Fly [For A White Guy]" by Offspring)

Give it to me Belchy, nuh uh, nuh uh
Give it to me Belchy, nuh uh, nuh uh
Give it to me Belchy, nuh uh, nuh uh
And all the zombies say "No Good Fly for us, Belch guy!"
(lineish line-y line liny linstuff linga line)
You know its kinda hard just to get your brains these days
Our master isn't gen'rous, but he thinks so anyway
He may not have a clue, and he may be weak to fire
But everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial
So decapitate, never work late
You know he really doesn't notice anyway
Defend the field, keep the Foppies real
For you no way, for you no way
So if Ness don't break, just overcompensate
At least you know you can always run really far away
The world needs fly honey
Hey, hey, do that Belchy thing!
Give it to me Belchy, nuh uh, nuh uh
Give it to me Belchy, nuh uh, nuh uh
Give it to me Belchy, nuh uh, nuh uh
And all the zombies say I don't need PSI, I'm a pile guy
He needs the best henchmen, not just any will suffice
But he got the Mini Barf and missed out on Deadly Mice!
Now when making fly-marked cans, he breaks each Saturn's back
But really as a master, he plain out has no knack!
So decapitate, never work late
You know he really doesn't notice anyway
Defend the field, keep the Foppies real
For you no way, for you no way
So if Ness don't break, just overcompensate
At least you know you can always run really far away
We're in it for the brains
Hey, hey, do the Belchy thing!
Now he's getting a name change yeah, he's getting colored down
He asks for a nice red, but he gets an ugly brown
We say he's trying too hard and he's far too crude
But in his own mind he's the, he's the vilest dude
Give it to me Barfy, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me Barfy, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me Barfy, uh huh, uh huh
And Pokey really say I'm pretty spry for a bad guy
(Whatever the hey it was, well this is it again)
So decapitate, never work late
You know he really doesn't notice anyway
Defend the field, keep the Foppies real
For you no way, for you no way
So if Ness don't break, just overcompensate
At least you know you can always run really far away
The world leaves Master Belch
The world hates Master Belch
Let's not get Master Belch
Hey, hey, do the Belchy thing!