Zombies Are My Neighbors
Heavily Armored Hamster
November, 2005


Do you remember the town of Threed,
And how Ness helped it,
In their time of need? 
Cleaning out the zombies,
That was his deed

He put this kind of paper in this tent
And then each and every zombie went
Running the towards the trap, which meant
That they were imprisoned,
And the town was filled with merriment!

Well, they kept the zombies there for awhile
But they had to move them they smelled so vile
They figured the circus cages would suit their style
First the zombies lived in denial 
Until they saw the possible potential
Of their eternal exile

They waded in a pool of woe -
It was quite depressing, you know
They were at an all time low
Their shivered when the wind did blow
Then a new idea began to show -

Why couldn't  they all live together?
Wouldn't that be so much better?

So they began to cry
Attracting every human's eye

They cried: "Let us out, let us out,
Let us out of our cage!
In the book of history
We can write a brand new page -
Let us set aside our rage!
Let us live together,
In a beautiful, peaceful
New new age!"

At first the humans ignored it
They didn't hear even the tiniest bit
But it became so hard they threw a fit

"Why CAN'T we all live together?
That would indeed be so much better!"

They talked and they argued
It was a town dividing feud
Everyone got in their camp 
And began to brood
But a universal opinion
Was slowly being construed

Yes, they all began to see
The unification of humans
And zombies was simple destiny -
It was something meant to be.
It was unprecedented in history
But together they'd work through the mystery,
And they'd put aside all the misery.
The would create a new society
They would have prosperity
They would have tranquility
They would be
The happiest people
That would ever see

So yes, the cages went down!
A cheer was heard, a marvelous sound!
The zombies once again touched the ground
Suddenly free from the chains that bound
And everyone was smiling all around
Everyone was so happy, everyone in town!

That night all the people went to sleep
And overnight a revolution began to sweep
The next day when dawn crowed it's first peep
The world found out
That Threed was now a Zombie's keep

The only people to line the street
The only creatures you can greet
Are Zombies. Just Zombies.
Isn't that kind of neat?
(Although kind of sad,
with the human's defeat.)