There once was a man named Frank,
He was constantly raising his rank.
But soon he was sad,
because he lost to a lad.
That poor old man named Frank.

There once was a woman of Dallam,
Who could make extrordinary ham.
With a lick and a crunch,
Twas named Brain Food Lunch.
By that excellent lady in Dallam.

There was a guy who sold some bikes.
From doubles to one wheels and trikes.
A kid came with style,
And begged for a while,
And and earned a new ride from his bikes.

Once was a incredible healer.
Who was also an excellent dealer.
He cured bumps and colds.
And old fungus molds.
That incredible dealer of a healer.

There was a small lad of plump texture.
Who liked to make horrible gestures.
He made fun of his neighbor.
Forcing horrible labor.
That evil plump lad of fat texture.