Captain Strong's Hobby Written by Heavily Armored Hamster Captain Strong has a Hobby Something he does off duty Something some adults frown on Something some kids live on Yes, Captain Strong has a hobby… Captain strong is... Wait for it, yes... A video game addict! It started some time ago Looking back it feels like ages But all in all, just eight years Captain Strong came across A little gem called Earthbound He was quiet, at first Was a little embarrassed to say That he was in love with the game Soon, the word spread Soon, the word spread far Soon, the word made headlines The citizens were worried That they had a police captain Who played Nintendo Games But they too gave it a try and Wow, Earthbound was good! But at the end of the day Captain Strong was sad His words no longer happy The citizens too cried The word was reported Of Captain Strong's Plight Once more, he made headlines "I loved this little game But now I'm desperate to see Earthbound 2, Mother 3 Whatever you call it- I need it fast!" (Note: This poem in one of the "Lost Poems" of Heavily Armored Hamster, meaning that the poem was written in 2003, but never submitted to Starmen.net until 2005.)