Here's the 3rd one!

Jeff Andonuts the Idiot(3rd Episode)
By: Moondoggey and CATAPULT19

(A room in the Snow Woods boarding school is bustling with kids)
(Maxwell Labs walks into the room)
Maxwell: Okay,quiet down everyone. (Kids still talking) Quiet. Quiet I said. Grrrr......
SHUT UP!!!
(Kids stop talking)
Maxwell: I have your grades right here. If you all line up against the-
(Kids stampede over to Maxwell,grabbing the envelops which contain their grades)
(Tony and Jeff are standing together,reading their grades)
Tony: Wow! I made the honor roll! Just like you always do,Jeff!
(Jeff is looking at his grades with his mouth hanging down)
Tony: Jeff,what's wrong? Did you get an A- or sum'thin?
(Jeff walks over to Maxwell without speaking)
Jeff To Maxwell: I'd like to buy a Crusher Beam with my store account.
Maxwell: Okay,but first,I need to see your "I'm 12 or older and have parental permission" card.
(Jeff shows Maxwell his card)
Maxwell: Okay,here you go!
(Maxwell hands Jeff the gun)
(Jeff immidiately points the gun at his own head)
Tony: JEFF! NOOO!!!!!!
(Tony knocks the gun out of Jeff's hand;it falls on the floor and goes off,frying Maxwell)
Tony: Jeff,what has gotten into you?
Jeff(Mumbling): I got a C+.
Tony: Pardon?
Jeff(Screaming): I GOT A C+!!!!!!!
(Kids all gasp)
Tony: You?! YOU got a C+?!
Jeff: Yes,me! I got it in History!
Tony: Really? Hmmm.......I got an A+ in History. That's weird,I usually NEVER get an A+ in History...oh well...
(Jeff reaches for the gun)
(Tony grabs his hand)
Tony: Listen,killing yourself will only cure you of diareahha,and you're not having that problem.
Jeff: I'm gonna' go get some sleep.
Tony: At 9:00 in the morning?! You just woke up!
(Jeff walks up the stairs)
Tony To Maxwell: What are we going to do? Jeff will be like this for the rest of his life!
Maxwell(Dazed from gun): Duh...bananas are yellow.
Tony: I know! Can I use the phone?
Maxwell(Dazed): Duh...I like pie.
Tony: I'll take that as a yes.
(Fade out)
(Fade in)
(Jeff is lying in his bed with a far-off look in his eyes)
(Tony walks in)
Tony: I found something that will make you feel better!
Jeff: Go away. Leave me to die in my idiocy.
Tony: I knew you'd be excited! C'Mon in,Ness!
(Ness walks in)
Ness: Hi,Jeff! Nice to see you again!
Jeff: You wasted 2 PP to come see an idiot?
Ness: No,I used 2 PP to come see the smartest person that I know.
Jeff: Leave me alone. Go see that inventor friend you have in Twoson. The Mango Kid.
Ness: Uh...that's the Apple Kid.
Jeff: See! Stupider by the minute!
Ness To Tony: Well,I tried.
Tony: Thanks Ness,you were a big help. He'll be better any day now!
Ness: Okay. See ya' Tony. See ya' Jeff!
Tony: Bye Ness!
(Ness leaves)
Tony: Well,I thought that that might not work,so I rented your favorite movie:Jurassic
Park.
Jeff: Tony,we don't have a TV or a VCR!
Tony: Now we do! I spent all the money in my store account! Bring it in,Maxwell!
(Maxwell brings in a large TV and a VCR)
Maxwell: Now tell me again why he's feeling so crappy.
Tony: Like I said,because of his History grade.
Maxwell: His history grade? Hmmm........let's have a look,shall we?
Tony: Eh?
(Maxwell walks out of the room,and comes back a minute later,holding a folder)
(Maxwell opens up the folder and looks inside it)
Maxwell: He's upset about an A+?!
Jeff: No,a C+.
Maxwell: If it said that on your report card,then it was a mistake. Remember how you got extra credit by giving that report on the Pyramids Of Scaraba?
Jeff(Sitting up): So,I didn't get a C+?
Maxwell: Of course not! You have straight A's like always!
(Jeff jumps up and runs through the building yelling: "I'm not stupid! Yippee!")
Tony: Did he REALLY get an A+?
Maxwell: Hey,do I ever lie?
Tony: Plenty of times.
Maxwell: Like when?
Tony: When you say:"Tony,take the test and you'll do fine."

                                                      THE END
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