Here's the first script to our Earthbound plays! Hope you like
it!
By: Moondoggey and CATAPULT19
Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo teleport to Summers in bathing
suits. They approach the beach.
Ness: We're here! In beautiful Summers! With the sun, and the
sand, and the-
(Ness looks wide-eyed at a nearby woman in bathing suit)
Ness(Off camera): OW! Paula!
(Ness is face-down in the sand)
Ness(spitting out a mouthful of sand): Wha' I say?
Jeff: Ness, as your best friend, shut up.
(Suddenly, Al Everdred is seen running toward the kids)
Everdred to Ness: Hey Ness! You're getting tall!
Everdred to Paula: Paula! You look so pretty!
Everdred to Jeff: Jeff! You must have to fight the girls off with
a stick!
Everdred to Poo: Uh, I don't know you, but I'm sure that you're a
real nice guy!
Ness: Oh! Uhhh, hi Mr. Everdred. You need sump'thin?
Everdred: Well, come to think of it, HIDE ME!
Paula: Why?! What's wrong?!
(Suddenly 2 large men approach the beach)
Large Man A: When I get my hands on Everdred.....He'll be sorry
he messed with our truck stop!
Paula: Oh. Never mind.
Jeff: I'd say that a hasty retreat would be in order.
Everdred: You're a smart boy, Jeff! Let's go!
(Ness looks around himself, thinking)
Ness: Quick! To the hospital!
Large Man B: There he is!
(The kids and Everdred run to the hospital)
Ness to Nurse at the front desk: We need a room, fast!
Nurse: Sorry, but you can not have a room in the hospital unless
you're injured.
Ness(thinking): Hmmm.....Hey Everdred, c'mere a second...
Everdred: Huh? What's up?
(Suddenly Ness takes a cracked bat from his backpack and smashes
it on Everdred's leg)
Everdred: OWWWWW!!!!!!!!! You broke my leg you little-
Nurse: This way please.
(The Nurse leads them all to Everdred's room)
Ness: Oh no! The two men have followed us in! Quick Everdred,
hide!
(The 2 large men find Everdred's room)
Large Man A: Hey, kid! Did you see a stout man with a mustache
come by here?
Everdred(Under a sheet): Stout?! Why I oughta'...
Ness(Whispering): Quiet!
Ness to Large Men: Uh.....I think he went that way.(pointing)
Large Man B: Thank you. Now let's get him!
(The men run off)
Poo: We must leave quickly, for they will return!
(The kids and Everdred run out of the room, and soon out of the
hospital)
Large Man A: There he is!
(The Large Men run out of the Hospital after them)
(They all run into the museum)
Large Man B: I don't see them.
Large Man A: They must've gone upstairs!
(The two Large Men run upstairs)
(The kids and Everdred emerge from 5 coffins)
Paula: That was close! Let's get out of here!
(They run to the Hotel)
Man at front desk: Hi! I am Rishosha Richmonde, and welcome to
L'Hotel du Summers!
Everdred: YES! YES! A ROOM! I'M SAVED!
Rishosha: That will be $750.00.
(Everdred is doing a dance but suddenly stops)
Everdred: 750?! I won't pay!!!
Large Man A(outside): Where are you,Everdred?
Everdred(while giving money to Rishosha): $550,$650,$750!
Rishosha: Ok, here you go.
(They run upstairs to their room)
Everdred(wiping sweat off his forehead): Whew. We got away!
(Loud knock on door)
Everdred: Who is it?
Voice: Room service!
Everdred: Funny,I don't recall ordering room service...Ness,would
you get that?
Ness: Sure.
(Ness opens door)
(Large Men are standing there)
All: Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!
(They all run out of the room by the large men, then out of the
Hotel, with the large men running after them)
Ness: Quick! To the port at Toto!
(They all run to the port at Toto)
(They see the captain and his wife about to pull out of the
harbor)
Ness: Jump!
(They all jump onto the captain's ship,including the large men)
Large Man A: Haha! Nowhere to run THIS time!
Captain's Wife: Oh, hi kids! Would you like some Magic Cake?
Ness: Of course!
(Ness grabs Magic Cakes and shoves them into the Large Men's
mouths)
(The Large Men eat the Magic Cake)
Large man A: Mmmmmmm! This is some GOOD cake!
Large Man B: Yeah! I'm getting weak at the knees just from eating
it!
(Everdred takes advantage of that by punching both Large Men into
the harbor)
Everdred: Thank goodness that's over!
(Minutes later)
Captain: Well, here we are! Scaraba! That will be $20.00 please.
Ness(handing captain money): Here ya go. Keep the change!
(The kids and Everdred get off the boat)
Local Of Scaraba(pointing): Look! There he is! It's Al Everdred!
He's the one who stole my Crystal Charm! GET HIM!
(Suddenly,a bunch of Locals run at Everdred)
Everdred: Well, it's been fun kids, but I gotta go!
(Everdred jumps into the water and swims away)
THE END