All Bound's Eve (A Halloween Rap)
To the tune of "Battle 1" 
By: GARFEP

A cold night in Threed, ‘tober the 31st.
Ness and his gang prepared for the worst.
They strolled into town and battled zombies,
using PSI attacks, bash, and items from the
Onett general store, and Saturn Valley, too.
Battled all night, Ness, Jeff, Paula (not Poo)
Then they won the fight, gained some EXP,
Went home and relaxed, ‘cuz it was Halloween.

Hal-lo-ween (Earthbound kickin' it)
Hal-lo-ween (Earthbound kickin' it)

Later that night, they went to Saturn V
to knock on every door and say ‘trick or treat.'
But little did they know that Master B
had a plan to ruin All Hallow's Eve.
With a Foppy gang dressed up in pumpkin ‘tumes
Belch tried to kill the gang with his nasty fumes.
But in the end, Ness and Co prevailed.
And that's the end of these Halloween tales.

Hal-lo-ween (Earthbound kickin' it)
Hal-lo-ween (Earthbound kickin' it)