Blue Halloween - A Horror Tale

Lyrics by: The Sitting DuQs

Ness, Paula, Jeff and Poo
Were going trick or treating
The town of Happy Happy was where they were to roam

But when they all arrived
The town was nothing like before
The town was all deserted, and it looked as if no one was home

“Hey look at that crazy cow”
Said some fellow with a beard
“For Halloween that cow dressed up
In blue man ain’t that weird?”

And then they looked around
The cow was not the only thing
Dressed up, it seemed the town was all painted blue

Then Jeff he turned around
And screamed ‘cause there was someone there
She was not dressed up, but she frightened their dear friend Poo

And then Paula went and screamed
As they ran in terror
Into a house that was near to them
Where they met Carpainter

(solo) 

Carpainter said “You’re not in blue
Like everyone else is
This means we will now kill you
For int’fering in our biz”

Then all of the sudden, this crazy fool attacked
They didn’t have the Franklin Badge, Trac’ (Tracy) had it in the sack
They ran and ran all through the maze through people dressed in blue
They got outside and grabbed the cow, said “You are coming too”


They ran through valley Peaceful Rest across the new fixed bridge
They waited on the other side for Carpainter the midge’ (midget)
When he came the group was ready for the next assault
They stood and waited once again, a stand off by the moat

So Carpainter this evil fool began to walk across
But Ness and crew were ready to face this wicked boss
As Carpainter rolled up his sleeves while standing on the wood
Jeff took a step and yelled “Say cheese” with all the force he could

Jeff then pulled out a little man with camera who knew
Just how  to catch a man off guard with a picture or two
Right as Camera Man he flashed his camera of pain
Poo and Ness, they cut the ropes and Painter fell again

Jeff, Paula, Ness, and Poo
They sat down at the preschool
Where Paula, the girl, went and learned how to read

They broke out Ness’s Sprite
And they watched as Poo chugged it all
then belched loud enough that the world could hear this deed

So this group that saved the world
Went back to normal schedule
B’what about that camera man
Who’d killed that evil devil?

That’s when Paula realized
Twas this a happy ending
They’d wasted their whole Halloween
Without touching candy


Riffs

Riff 1:  The Hotel Theme  (Enjoy Your Stay)
Riff 2:  Saturn Valley Theme  (Welcome to Saturn Valley)
Solo:  Venus’s song  (Venus Live!)
Riff 3:  The Flying Man Theme  (The Jolly Flying Man)