You know I'll represent the funfest
Winning best dressed
We be talkin about the best
Get it off of my chest
Maybe enter some rhymes
Know you'll be so impressed
My lyrical imperial rhymes
Are always right stressed

I should win a couple prizes
Toss a rhyme for a laugh
But no compensation y'all cause I don't
Need my own autograph
And if you represent your craft
Be aimin high like giraffe
And it don't matter if y'all noobies
Or a part of the staff

So all the dukes of flukes
And the bards of fanart
All you kings of fanfiction
Ready on your mark
You know we pullin out the stops
So Photoshop till you drop
Bust out your media encyclopedia
Chop chop!

[Represent the Funfest]

Bout a year ago I feel it yo
It ain't misterio
My flow had nada place to go
And nadie for me to show
But when I heard ol tomato
Say that he wanted ayudo
I jumped up to my feet and toes
And told the world to slap my fro

Cause I was funfest bound
And bound to hold it down
Triple updates in the house
I hope that Eggy takes his round
Because you know he's bunkered down
Deciding who gets the crown
And when the files start to mound
Under submissions he'll drown

It's nice for a change to rearrange
The Funfest
Because the only way I got respect
Was living in the cage where they would
Throttle my neck, what a way to get respect
But I did Funfest through and through and now I ain't no reject

[Represent the Funfest]