To this point I had been watching GIFE go to town. I had originally posted on the first version of GIFE II however that was destroyed for the new, improved GIFE II. When I posted for the first time I just did a lot of crazy stuff and ripped from Falc.

I had snuck around the intraweb and found Falc and Neo's Quite So! website. It twas there I discovered Raltise's dark history with rakes. Being that nobody had posted for a few days and I needed something to do I had Raltise go to Sears where he encountered his hated nemesis and was thusly beaten in a moronic attempt to bring life back to the topic. Needless to say it worked because nary a hour later Giampi posted to complement my post by having Dark Figure, Raltise and Giampy disappearing in the Dolewasher. This would become yet another plot point I'd use to my advantage. I'm so coniving.

According to Falc this is where I started to screw everything up. Using Giampi's post where the villians and Giampy disappeared I dragged them into the Author's Home Dimension which would eventually lead them to gaining ULTIMATE POWER! I also used this to bring myself in because I'm awesome like that. I don't remember what, but I had been watching/reading/playing something that had to do with paradoxes and decided to create my own by having JP and Raltise wear the same ring. Once more Giampi displays postings filled with awesome and brings more fun by continuing my story arc. The paradox gets destroyed by breaking the fourth wall and Giampi "editing" his previous post so that Raltise removes his ring so that such paradoxes are avoided.

Moral of this story: Paradoxes are bad for your health!

Once more I get blamed for the fiasco that is this chapter and the blame would be properly placed. I don't remember why I did it; I just know I did it. Yes, I created the Inverted Council of Elders, the evil ACs and Authors. Turned out to be a pleasant distraction. It's also here where I first fight Raltise. I use my uber-awesome fourth wall powers to show that I can create a character as insanely powerful as Raltise. I make an obscure, personal reference when we get transported to my old high school. I was the outcast in high school and I've always wanted to do something insanely awesome just to show that I'm better than them and this was my chance. Mwahahahaha.

At the end of the battle I drag in Evangelion Unit 01 because I like Evangelion. Now Falc happens to hate Evangelion and I used this for a short ploy when I have all the Falcs yell "I hate that show!" because it's true. He hates it. But I don't care because I'm the one writing plus I'm driving instead of Shinji the Whiner so that made things better. By that time I was running out of ideas for things to go on and because I have respect for everything that Raltise is I run away so that I can beat my evil clone and not get insanely whooped by Raltise liked I do later. Ok, I actually wanted to beat down Raltise, but feinted by saying I was going to fight my evil clone so Falc wouldn't strike me down with mighty mod thunder.

Again I pull a total plot twist here and make Falc and Simon hate each other. It was also here where the point of the sword _____ was reiterated; possibly making it an even more important plot point since Falc and Simon have to be buddies again in order to find it. I'm so evil. Mwahahahaha.

It was probably in this chapter I made my most serious post of the entire fic. It was quickly countered with a burst of insanity thanks to a dream I made Giampi have. One thing I've always wanted to do is make a parody of the Matrix when Neo wakes up to the Real World. My dream comes true at Giampi's expense however he gets his own revenge by making me rap. D:

When writing my post here I had watched The Crew only a short time earlier. The Crew is about a bunch of old wiseguys (Mobsters) who were getting back into the game one last time so they could save their home. I forget a lot of people who played in it except Carrie-Anne Moss (Who is not important to this) and Burt Reynolds (Who is important to this). Everytime Burt was knocked unconscious he would come up with a brilliant idea. I applied the same principle to GIFE only I replaced Burt with Skulryk. Windows XP: CC Edition was supposed to stop Raltise and Dark Figure from spying on us, but Falc didn't like that and wrote it off like yesteryear's cheese sandwich. :(

However I think it was fun stabbing at Dark Figure for being computer illiterate and at Microsoft because they're Mircosoft. Yes, my logic is infallable.

My part in this was short. Basically it involved lightning bikes, Chrono Trigger and me getting burnt to a crisp. Fun fun fun.

I disappeared for a few chapters only to come back in when the group is attacked by giant creatures from the beginning. They are easily defeated thanks to my awesome writing skills. I also start up a fight between Uber Raltise and Dark Figure. Hooray for senseless violence!

By now we're on the verge of getting totally owned by Raltise so I reactivate the breaking of the fourth wall and have everybody do awesome bullet time stuff that doesn't work because Raltise is just uber like that. I also have several ideas in this chapter. One which leads to the creation of ____. I also get to fight Raltise for the second time. I make several references to The Matrix Revolutions, but with a refreshing lemon twist. However Falc likes to spoil my fun and has me get owned by the Master of Illusions.

Needless to say screaming like a little girl while being thrown across the dimensional void is not a favorite pastime of mine.

A short post that involves running through Munich, beer throwing and dwarves. We need to get things wound up since this version of had been going on since August so I got us to Falc's hot German friend who we decided would be the blacksmith that creates ____.

I awesomely kicked off the last chapter with this final post of mine where everybody is in the Council of Elders celebrating their victory. I wish I could have wrote more here, but I think I didn't have a phone at that time. Yes, dialup hurts.

Ok not really a chapter, but my final verd. Errr word. I had fun doing GIFE II. It's the first fanfic I've participated in that's actually been finished! Even though there may not be a third GIFE I'd still like to do something similiar so I can do more awesome fourth wall breaking. I like to break the fourth wall. Plus I have awesome comedy IF type ideas that need to be unleashed. There's that too.