Ness and the gang in America: Part 1 <Br><Br>
By: DarthBelchZ <Br><Br>
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(Ness,Paula,Jeff, and Poo are in America)<Br><Br> 
Ness: So this is...America.<Br><Br>
Paula: I guess so. <Br><Br>
Jeff: Right now, were in New York City...<Br><Br> 
Poo: This place is.........huge. <Br><Br>
Paula: OMYGOSH A MALL!!!!!! <Br><Br>
Ness:..........girls. <Br><Br>
Paula. Can we go? Can we go? Can we go? Can we go? Can we go? Can we go? Can we go?<Br><Br> 
Ness: UGH! Ok. <Br><Br>
(They walk into the mall)<Br><Br> 
Paula. WHERE DO I START? WHERE DO I GO. WHERE SHOULD I GO? WHAT SHOULD I BUY? CLOTHES!!!! CELL PHONES!!! MAKE UP!!!!!! THE NEW N*STYNC CD!!!!<Br><Br> 
Poo: Paula, lay off the sugar. <Br><Br>
(Suddenly a czar looking guy comes out of the store holds tons of pants and shorts.)<Br><Br>
Czar: Hi! <Br><Br>
Ness: Hi, wheres Mach Pizza.<Br><Br> 
Czar: Mach Pizza? Never heard of it.<Br><Br> 
Ness: NO MACH PIZzA???? Jeezum crow, this place really bites.... <Br><Br>
(Ness makes a grumpy face)<Br><Br> 
Jeff: Theres a hamburger shop. <Br><Br>
Cashier: Welcome to Everything Hamburgers. Would you like to try our new 
and improved Hamburger?<Br><Br> 
Ness: Sure. <Br><Br>
Cashier: Ok thats $2.<Br><Br> 
Ness: Wow, what a cheap price.<Br><Br> 
Person in line: Thats expensive! <Br><Br>
Ness: The hamburgers in my town are $12. <Br><Br>
Person: WHAT!!!!! Where do you live? <Br><Br>
Ness: Onett. <Br><Br>
Person: O....nett??? <Br><Br>
Ness: In Eagleland. <Br><Br>
Person: OH! England. You dont have an accent!!<Br><Br> 
Ness: No no, EAGLELAND.......EA....GLE....LAND!!!<Br><Br>
(Ness grabs his hamburger, pays the cashier, and leaves.) <Br><Br>
Person: Foreiners.......<Br><Br> 
Ness: A video games store!!! <Br><Br>
(They walk into the store) <Br><Br>
Cashier: May i help you? <Br><Br>
Ness: Do you have, um, Cheese Chuckers from Outer Space 3: The 
discombobulated Woodchucks, for Super Pretendo?<Br><Br> 
Cashier: Uh..........we have, Earthbound for Super Nintendo. <Br><Br>
Ness: NAH!!! That game sounds to corny. Nobody will like it. O
yeah, and whats next, people will make websites about "Earthbound". It probably has some snobby kids saving the Earth from a cool looking alien.<Br><Br> 
Cashier: Thats exactly, what the game is. <Br><Br>
(Ness and the gang leave) <Br><Br>
Cashier: Hey, that guy looked like Ness, and that girl looked like 
Paula........WAIT A MINUTE......GUYS WAIT!!!!! <Br><Br>
<end of part 1>