The Battle of the Century

Chapter 4

By: Mike Shadid

(Last time Ness and Poo got their red qualification card along with Mario and Luigi and DK and Diddy)

Bowser’s Castle

Kirby and Meta knight had just swung open the rusty doors to the entrance of Bowser’s castle. “ This is scary,” says Kirby. “Calm down” Meta Knight replies. Just then Bowser and baby Bowser attack and Kirby swallows Bowser while Meta knight slices baby bowser with his sword and does some major damage to baby bowser and Kirby copies bowser’s fire blast move. Bowser decides to team up on Meta knight with baby bowser and after good bashing Kirby comes out of the sky with a rock slam move sending baby bowser flying but not the bigger fatter version. Baby bowser recovers but there was no point; he was stabbed to his KO when Meta knight waited for him on the side of the stadium. Bowser and Kirby were both using the same move over and over again. (Fire blast) They both racked up damage but as Kirby was losing his fire Meta knight jumps in front and pulls out a shield blocking the attack from bowser. Bowser stops using the fire and both Kirby and Meta knight thought that the attack was over when Bowser body slammed them both and sends them both flying and as Bowser was cheering he didn’t notice that Kirby could fly (ok its float but fly sounds cooler). It was too late when Bowser realized his mistake and Kirby made him pay. Kirby and Meta knight advance to the next round and picked up their red card.

Zelda’s Castle

Link and Zelda are waiting in the castle for their first opponent and are both prepared for anything. Zelda had just turned into Shiek and Link pulled out his Master Sword. Just then the doors to the Castle had just opened and without looking Link tried to ambush the opponent quickly but didn’t expect the comeback made by the opponent. It was Pikachu who just zapped him and the metal of the sword made it worse. Link was stunned for a second and decided that in order to be Pikachu and Pichu he would need a sword that would not be a shock absorber. He pulled out his Megaton Hammer. (From OOT) It had a wooden end so the shocks wouldn’t hurt. Meanwhile Shiek was fending off both of the Pokémon giving Link enough time to hit’ em with the hammer. Pikachu decided to fight back and shocked them both. Link pulled out his Mirror Shield and when Pichu attacked him he reflected the shock back. Link decided that the Poke pals were a waste of time and he used his spiny sword move killing Pichu and sending Pikachu flying the jumping off the platform and nearly killed himself in attempt to get Pikachu but gets him and he and Zelda get their red card.

Mute City (F-Zero X)

Blood Falcon and Captain Falcon are waiting for their opponent. Just then Mr. Game and Watch and Pacman walk onto the racetrack. Blood Falcon and Captain Falcon don’t see how those two can attack if they stand across from them as seeing how they are 2D. They were wrong. Mr. Game and Watch took C. Falcon by surprise when he threw bacon at him. He ate it and gained 5 HP. Bet you didn’t see that coming. B. Falcon goes to attack Pacman only to be bitten and runs of the fighting area crying. The much braver C. Falcon jumps upwards and attacks both of them using a falcon kick. Pacman can’t jump and gets ringed out but Game and Watch makes it back and spills oil all over Falcon and he gets it all over his jacket. “MY JACKET!!!” In his blind rage he gets in his car and runs over Game and Watch at 800m/s repeatedly. He wins and gets his red card.

TO BE CONTINUED