Chapter 3: Noisy Rocks and New Fashions Pokey's mother, Mrs. Minch, stood at the door staring at the children with eyes that could make Satan back away in fear.
"WHERE IN SAM HILL HAVE YOU BEEN!? WE'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK!" Her yell sent a ringing into Ness's ears. Pokey and Picky ran off to their rooms, and Buzz Buzz was in utter horror.
"Chosen One, what.... is that thing? It's hideous." Ness couldn't help but giggle at Buzz Buzz's remark.
"What are YOU laughing at?" Mrs. Minch boomed. Her over-applied lipstick flew off her face as if by magic and covered a gagging Ness. "Oh lord.... AIYEEE! A DUNG BEETLE!" Mrs. Minch spotted BuzzBuzz and reacted. She slapped him with force enough to slow a train. He fell to the ground. Ness fell with him and looked into his fading eyes.
"Buzz Buzz! Are you okay? That lady can really sla-"
"Chosen one." Buzz Buzz grabbed Ness' shirt collar. "I... I am weaker than I expected... I'm... I'm dying. You muist listen to what I have to say. Ness..... It is your destiny.... You must venture out on your own now. Find the other Chosen three. Your quest does not end after that.... There are eight spots in this world you must visit.... these are Your Sanctuary. Collect the melodies they sing to you.... When you have these melodies, the Earth will channel your power and multiply it.... Then, you will be strong enough to kill Giygas."
"Uh-huh, uh-huh, wait... You're dying? Okay BuzzBuzz. Hold still..... PSI Suckup Alph-"
"NO! Ness! don't do it...."
'But I almost have the hang of it! And then you won't be dead!" "Yes, but, chances are, you will hurt yourself again. Besides, the plot flows better *cough* like this." BuzzBuzz reached behind his back and pulled out a large, purple rock. "This... This is the Sound Stone. This will collect the Sanctuary Melodies. It will shatter NIghtmare rock, and you will be able to destroy Giygas."
Ness took the stone and put it in his backback. "Buzz Buzz... Are you dead?" He poked Buzz Buzz's robotic carcass. He was still. Ness picked BuzzBuzz's body up. He went outside to his backyard, and dug a little grave. As he was putting Buzz Buzz in it, the body vanished! Amazed, Ness went down to his hideout to have lunch.
A dirty, poorly groomed kid stood at the entrance to the Hideout. "Hi Ness!" he said.
"Hey, Dusty. Lemme in, I'm hungry." Ness pushed Dusty aside and walked up the ladder to the little tree house. He was greeted almost instantaneously by a rag-tag group of kids. They rambled on about dreams about pretty girls and baseball hats and all kinds of things. Ness felt rather queasy at the apparent lack of deoderant that was present in the treehouse, so he snatched someody's hat for no reason and ran off. He went down near the library and was stoped dead in his tracks by none other than.....
....a dog. It appeared very harmless, sitting there, wagging it's tail, howling, so Ness beat it snesless with his bat and walked down to the drugstore, much to the horror of the lady in yellow that's always acting all non-chalant in front of the library.
Down at the drugstore, Ness caught hold of some items he saw on TV that he was subliminally demanded to run out and buy. He walked to the ATM and took all the money his dad put in for the beating up of poor helpless animals. He then proceeded to buy a Teeball bat and a bracelet. Leaving the store, he broke free of the trance of subliminal messaging and straight into the trance of being hungry and right next to a conviently located burger shop. He bought one burger with his remaining $24. He ate it and sped off down to the arcade, already under the trance of needing to scrounge for coins so he could lose at Donkey Kong for a while. He was greeted at the door by three men wearing all black, with a shark fin on their heads.
"Hey, you wanna join the sharks?"
"Uh.... no...."
"HA! what a snob!"
"Uh..... what?"
"Yeah you heard me." The Shark that had been talking shoved Ness to the ground in an almighty 2 Hp damaging power-shove. Instantly, the men in black changed clothing. One was now on a skateboard, one was wearing a single-piece purple spandex suit and holding a hula-hoop, and one was on a pogo stick. hough no one knew how this could have been possible, no one really cared. Ness got up and grabbed his baseball bat. Far off in the distance, somebody's lava lamp experienced a power-surge and exploded, causing all of Onett to be aglow with reds and swirlies that made up the 60's.
An epic battle then ensued between a boy with a bat, a guy on a pogo stick, a guy on a skateboard, and a guy wearing a purple spandex body suit (Author's note: wow, these guys don't seem that threatening anymore. Oh well.). Ness was being beaten up pretty badly. He then remembered the teachings of his wise master, Buzz Buzz.
"PSI...Blow-up... ALPH-" He was stopped short. "LIFEUP YOU IDIOT! LIFEUP!" came a voice from nowhere.
"Oh, Right. Thanks, disembodied voice!" PSI GIFEUP AlPHA!" Ness shouted, feeling confident no against the skate-pogo-spandex army. His fingers burst into flames. He sat, wide-eyed, staring at his misfortune. The magic disembodied voice that corrected him earlier spoke again.
"Ness, I don't think you were meant for Psionic power. Psi Lifeup Alpha...." Ness' fingers were extinguished and he began feeling better. "Try this now: Psi hypnosis. Can you say hypnosis? that's h-y-p-n--" "Yes I can do that! Sheesh. Psi hypnosis!" Ness actual got a power to work right for once. the army of not-so-threatening people fell asleep and Ness proceeded to beat them silly and take the hamburgers they conviently had in their non-existent pockets.
"So, uh.... disembodied voice? Who are you?" he asked, now curious. A little specklet of transparent blue appeared in front of him. "You know who I am, Chosen One."
"Um.... no?"
"Uh... yeah......"
"No I don't"
"It's me, Buzz Buzz."
"OH! .... Who's BuzzBuzz?"
"Are you...being serious, Chosen One?"
"Naw I'm joking, Buzz. I know you. You're that little guy that helped me learn to magically ignite my hands! Wait... Aren't you dead?"
"Yeah... I'm a ghost."
"You're blue, are you aware of this?"
"I'm a blue ghost."
"..."
"Haven't you ever seen Star Wars?"
"Who's Luke Skywalker? I never heard of him."
"But I never mentioned his nam-"
"Drop it!"
Ness and Buzz Buzz the little cliched Blue Ghost were reunited. They walked into the arcade and talked in between fighting many identical men in purple spandex body suits.
"So... can you hurt anyone?" Ness inquired.
"No, I'm a ghost."
"But you can cast PSI..."
"No I can't..."
"But you just did. Psi messup alpha."
"yeah... First off, it's LIFE NOT MESS OR GIFE OR THE OTHER WEIRD THINGS YOU WERE ABLE TO CONCOCT! Also... Aw, well it looks like we have a plot hole."
"wait... you just punched a Yes Man Jr. and he fell down. You CAN hurt people!"
"Well, I.... yeah... but I won't anymore.'
"Why, pray tell?"
"Because it's the rules of being a robotic dead bee blue ghost. It's in our handbook." Buzz Buzz pulled out a rather large book entitled "The Handbook of dead robotic bee blue ghosts by: Herman Munster" and quickly pocketed it.
"How do you fit things like that and a huge rock in you? You're like an inch tall.'
"It's in the handbook."
They walked and... blue-ghost-fluttered over to the back of the Arcade where a vicious evil man with a Thriller tuxedo and an obsession with hair gel stood waiting for them.

~End Chapter 3~
Chapter 4: Fight of the Ge; Thriller Man and the encounter of Giant Step. I also stop obsessing over men wearing full body purple spandex.