Host: Hello every one, today I am interviewing the one who saved us all, Ness the Earth savior! (Ness walks in and sits down) So how does it feel to be a hero? Ness: ok I guess. Host: ok??? you defeated Googoo! Ness: You mean Giygas? Host: Whatever that thing is called the important thing is you killed it! Ness: Not really my friend Paula just said her prayers and he disappeared. Host: I see, anyways what is your last name we are all dieing to find out. Ness: I don’t have one. Host: No last name? how is that possible? Ness: I don’t know. Host: Nevermind, umm what’s your favorite ice cream? Ness: I can’t eat ice cream. Host: Why the heck not? Ness: I am lactose intolerant. Host: What’s that? Ness: It means I can’t have dairy products like milk. Host: That stinks, how bout your favorite color? Ness: Purple Host: Purple?!?!? A man like you likes purple? Ness: Why must you make a comment on every answer I give? Host: Because you have ridiculous answers for a hero. Ness: so? Host: Do you consider yourself normal? Ness: what kind of question is that? Host: The kind you ask when you have nothing else to say. Ness: I guess I am pretty average. Host: So do you have a crush on... Paula? We all want to know. Ness: To tell you the truth I always liked Britney Spears. She has a cute face. Paula is just a good friend to me. Host: Uhhh Ness, I hope you know that Paula is watching this and is coming right thru the audience. RUN! (Ness ran out the exit and Paula chased him) Host: Oh wow look at those PSI powers being used out there it‘s like a fireworks show, Well what an exciting show, until next time see you all later. Host: Today we are going to have Ness’s worst enemy... Pokey! (Pokey walks in with his brother Picky and sits down). Uhhh who’s behind you? Pokey: He’s my pain in the butt brother, Picky. Host: Well why can’t he sit with the audience over there like a normal brother? Besides I am only getting paid for one interviewer, not two. Picky: I don’t want to sit with the audience I cannot leave my brothers side anyways he might try and destroy the world again. Host: So Pokey how did it feel to lose against Ness? Pokey: I didn’t lose I simply ran away. Host: Same thing. Pokey: Not really Picky: how much do you make an hour Mr. Host? Host: Pokey can you get rid of your brother pippy? Pokey: It’s Picky and I can’t because I broke my mom’s vase and he will tell my mom I did it if I am mean to him. Host: Ok then, um- Picky: I’m bored. Host: Quiet you. Pokey: Just ignore him. Host: Anyways uhhh, what’s your favorite color? Picky: Why do you ask so many questions? Host: Why must you interrupt me every three seconds? Pokey: I said just ignore him, you will get used to it in an hour or so. Host: I don’t have enough time I have other interviews to do. Picky: You guys are mean I’m telling mom you broke the vase. Pokey: Nooo! Picky: Yes! Pokey: No! Host: (he mumbles) I hate my job. Picky: That’s it I’m leaving. Pokey: No come back please! Host: Who cares let the nuisance leave, he’s just a pain anyways. (Picky leaves) Pokey: Come back! Man I am never going to eat dessert again if he tells my mom I broke the vase. Host: That’s too bad . Hey you could use a little diet. Pokey: Hey! that was really--- (Police interrupt the show to capture Pokey, but Pokey escaped) Host: How the heck did that fat boy run that fast? Was he running away from the cops or running for his damn pudding? Well I guess that’s a rap folks, until next time see you again. (he mumbles again - I hope I got paid for the full hour today) Host: Today’s interview is going to be... Ness’s dad.......... (phone rings and hosts picks it up) uhhh hello? Dad: Hey sorry but I can’t make it to the interview work here is just crazy this week. Host: Who is this? Dad: Ness’s dad who else? Host: Usually interviews are supposed to be in person but I suppose we can put the phone on speaker so everyone else can hear you. Dad: Well I kind of am here but kind of not. By the way I am using a collect call. Host: So you mean I am getting this phone call as a bill in my mail? Dad: So aren’t you going to ask some quick questions so I can go back to work. Host: First he doesn’t show up then he tells me how to do my show, anyways how does it feel to be the father of the hero? (host mumbles) That you haven’t seen in so long. Dad: Wonderful! Host: Wonderful? you haven’t even seen Ness for the past two years! Dad: I know but- Host: Plus what about your wife and the rest of the family? Dad: It just so happens I got next week off for work so I will come and visit. Host: Well that’s nice maybe we can all meet you. So you have a recording of all Ness’s adventures thru his heroic journey to defeat googoo, I mean giygas. Dad: I have those somewhere around here. Host: You lost them? Dad: No I just haven’t had the time to look for it. How is business doing for you? Host: It is doing- Hey! who’s the host here? Dad: I believe you are. Host: Then let me ask the questions. What exactly do you do for work? Dad: Oh the usual business stuff sit in an office, carry a suitcase, wearing a suit, the boring stuff. Host: I see... Dad: Well I think I am about to hit the hey now. Host: Why has the hey been bad to you. HAHAHAHA! Oh man I crack myself up. Dad: I don’t get it. Host: I was only kidding. Dad: I meant I am going to take a long nap. Host: Nap! I thought you were a busy man! Why don’t you come here instead of taking a nap. Dad: Because I need breaks once in awhile, all this work gets me tired. Bye! Host: Hey wait! Dad: I told you I don’t have time. (hangs up the phone) beeeeeeeeep. Host: What! Why I outta- oh hi everyone that’s the end of today’s show. See you all later. Host: Hello everyone! Here’s one of Ness’s best friends, the genius himself... Jeff! (Jeff walks in and sits down) So Jeff I hear you are a mechanical repairer. Jeff: Yup, I can fix almost anything but I must admit I am a little ditsy sometimes. Host: So wanna fix my boiler? Jeff: Ummm- Host: No, no, I was just kidding (he laughs) Jeff: So what’s your favorite color? Host: My favorite color is- Hey I’m supposed to say that. Jeff: Well? Hose: Well what’s your favorite color? Jeff: Green Host: At least it isn’t purple like some boys such as N-. (Someone pops thru the wall) Holy mother of- Maxwell: Maxwell labs here! Host: What the Hey? Jeff: Maxwell! How are you? Host: Jeff you know this kid who just busted thru that wall? Jeff: Of course we went to Boarding school together before I had to defend the world. Maxwell: I heard something about a broken boiler? Host: Yea, but- Maxwell: Say no more I’m on my way! Host: He doesn’t even no where I live. I also hope Mr. lab boy fixes that wall he just destroyed. Jeff: Don’t worry he knows what he’s doing. Host: Anyways how was it like flying that plane thingy? Jeff: You mean the sky runner? Host: Yes, what ever you want to call it. Jeff: It felt pretty cool except for the bad music you had to listen to. Host: So how is boarding school treating you? Jeff: Boarding school is- (Maxwell pops thru the roof this time nearly hitting the host) Maxwell: All done! Host: My god! you just missed taking my head off, how did you fix it so fast? Maxwell: I work to the fullest. Host: Good, now I can sleep warm this winter. Maxwell: That will be 500$ sir! Jeff: Anyways Boarding school is- Host: 500$!!! Jeff: uhhh. Maxwell: I need the money soon I am trying to make a mechanical, talking duck. Host: There is no need to pay that much plus aren’t you going to fix the roof and wall you destroyed? Or are you just waiting to demolish the whole place until it’s dust? Maxwell: I can’t fix those until you pay my 800$ Host: 800$!!!!!!!!!!! It was just 500$ two seconds ago????? Jeff: Excuse me but- Host: Quiet you! It’s time I take your friend outside so he can fix his broken nose. Maxwell: But I don’t have a broken nose. Host: You will now! Maxwell: Ok, ok, I will fix the roof plus the wall and your toilet for 3500$ Host: 3500$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............ wait a minute I don’t have a broken toilet? Maxwell: Well while fixing your boiler I had to borrow a pipe from your toilet which caused a flood and kind of broke your vases. But don’t worry I will fix the vases for half price... 5000$ all together. Host: 5000$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not my mother’s vases! That’s it I am taking you to court I will see everyone again tomorrow. Good bye! Maxwell: (He shouts) I forgot to mention the pair of glass elephant statues that got smashed but don’t worry I’ll fix those too! Jeff: Well I guess that’s today’s show, See everyone later. Host: Today’s Hero that will be introduced is- (Poo teleports in the chair out of nowhere). Poo: So how was my timing? Host: Close, I was just about to tell the audience your- Poo: name? Host: Y- Poo: It’s Poo. Host: P- Poo: Prince Poo. Host: OK Poop! Can you let me finish a sentence without being- Poo: Sure. Host: arh....... So how did it feel to defeat- Poo: It’s Poo. Host: What? Poo: You called me poop. Host: I know but- Poo: And it’s Poo. Host: Next time I will- Poo: Not poop Host: Whatever..... So what’s our favorite- Poo: White Host: Hey!... What’s your last- Poo: I don’t have a last name. Host: What is it with you heroes and not having last names? Poo: Don’t judge a person by his last- Host: Name? Poo: Yes, and don’t you think it’s rude interrupting someone? Host: WHAT!!! ME??? Poo: My master said it’s rude to interrupt someone. Host: Well go tell your master to go- Poo: Ahemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Host: Now what are you doing?... Poo: ..... Host: Poo... uhh Poo? Why you piece of sh- Poo: sorry I was meditating. Host: What on earth possessed you to meditate in the middle of a- Poo: I must go now, my master is calling me for another lesson. Host: What’s the les- Poo: The lesson is patience and good manners. Host: Now he- (Poo suddenly disappeared) Wait! For Earthbound sakes! Why can’t I get a normal person to interview anymore? Tomorrow will be Marilyn Manson, I hope she is normal. I mean it sounds normal, right? Well see everyone on the next show. Good bye. Nappy roots, so folks Nappy roots, sunshine something Kelly rolin something aobut marylin Monroe Don't say good bye, it's a techno song Work it missy elliot Kelly and nelly dilemma TLC Girlfriend Complicated Creed 6ft under Down with me jingle code 11AcKGI9JE#Jf@ gHceoBLdG7Y%PE