*Ness is walking along in the outskirts of Onett*

Ness: Boy, it's been a while, I wonder when Pokey will be back

Pokey: *appears* I'm back!!!

Ness: Guah! It's like I'm psychic or something!

Pokey: *pushes button in his spider mech* Now you shall die!

*Pokey's spider mech explodes*

Pokey: Ow, wrong button. We shall meet again! Bahahaha! *starts to run away*

Ness: Oh no, Pokey is getting away, very slowly!

Pokey: You'll never catch me! Muahahahhaa!! *runs as fast as a guy his weight can run, which isn't very fast*

Ness: *casually walks up and catches up with Pokey*

Pokey: NO! *takes a swing at Ness, Ness moves his head to the side and dodges, and the force of Pokey's swing makes him topple over*

Ness: Tsk tsk, off to juvenille hall for you. *Ness psychically picks up Pokey, and walks down to the police station with Pokey hovering behind*

*at the police station*

Guy at counter: Hey you're that guy who saved the world!

Pokey: No no, I tried to DESTROY the world

Ness: He means me!

Guy at counter: *glances towards Ness* Oh...right. Sure I did.

Ness: Well since he tried to destroy the world, I'm here to turn him in

Guy at counter: Sorry, but the jail's full

Ness: FULL?!

Guy at counter: Yeah, you wouldn't believe how rowdy everyone's being these days.

Ness: I have noticed a lot of weird activity these days...

*Guy at counter suddenly whacks Ness over the head*

Ness: Ow!!

Pokey: Nice!

Ness: What was that for?!

Guy at counter: What was what for?

Ness: You just hit me on the head!

Guy at counter: No way! *turns and runs into a wall and falls unconscious*

Ness: That was a little...strange.

Guy at counter: Even though I'm unconscious, I must change my name, because I'm not at the counter anymore

*Guy at counter transforms into Guy unconscious on the floor*

Guy Unconscious On the Floor: Yay!

Ness: We better report that to Captain Strong

*Ness walks over to find Captain Strong smashing his head against his desk repeatedly*

Ness: What are you doing?

Captain Strong: Quiet, kid! I'm busy!

Ness: Doing what exactly?

Captain Strong: *stops hitting his head* You're more foolish than I thought! *punches himself in the face and falls over*

Ness: Has the police force gone mad?! Well, we gotta find some place to put Pokey. We'll try Fourside.

*Ness walks outside*

Ness: PSI Teleport beta!

*Ness begins to run around in circles at super speed, with Pokey following behind*

Pokey: Whoawhowawhowahowahowahoahaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! *ZAP*

*Ness zooms into Fourside*

Pokey: Guahghghhghhhh!!! How can you stand doing that?! I feel like I'm gonna hurl!

Ness: Quiet you. *walks up to the guard in front of Monotoli's building* Excuse me, friendly cop, do you happen to..

Friendly Cop: QUIET! I'm dancing!!

Ness: But...you're just standing there.

Friendly Cop: ARGHHH!!! THAT MAKES ME MAD!!! *starts swinging punches at Ness*

Ness: What the heck!? *jumps out of the way*

Friendly Cop: Curses! Foiled again! *runs off punching the air and yelling various profanities*

Ness: ....kay.....

Pokey: Ha ha! The world is falling apart, and it isn't because of me! Wait, that sucks! I wanted to do it!

Ness: So you DON'T know what's going on?

Pokey: Pff, I wish. Wait! I know exactly what's going on! But you'll have to let me go if you want me to tell you...

Ness: Okay. *lets go of the psychic bubble around Pokey*

Pokey: Yes! Fooled you sucker! *begins to run away*

Ness: Sigh. *Pokey suddenly levitates, under control of Ness again* You don't really think I'm that stupid, do you?

Pokey: Yes, I do.

Ness: I have to find out what's wrong with all these cops. I know, I'll ask the towns folk. They'll probably give me some clues.

*Ness walks up to the guy that aimlessly walks near the museum*

Ness: Excuse me, sir, do you happen to know what's with all the police men lately?

Guy That Aimlessly Walks Near the Museum: HIYAH! *lunges at a tree and starts hitting it repeatedly*

Ness: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Guy Hitting A Tree For Some Reason: DIE DIE DIEEEE!

Ness: *looks around to see everyone on the streets attacking each other or anything nearby* This is very scary.

Pokey: Scary? This is hilarious! Your planet is going to beat itself senseless!

Ness: What do you mean "your planet", you were born here too!

Pokey: Come on, I sound cooler when I say that. You're always trying to upstage me, what with saving the world and all that, while I only got to control the ultimate evil entity in the universe. Stop trying to prove yourself by upstaging me!

Ness: *sigh* I better find the others. PSI Teleport Beta! *begins to teleport*

Pokey: Oh no not agaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiin! *ZAP*

*Ness bursts into Twoson, in front of Polestar*

Ness: Oh great, everyone's beating on themselves here too. I hope Paula's okay...

*Paula bursts out of the preschool, dazed and confused*

Paula: Ness! I'm glad you're here! I was just...WHOA! It's Pokey! LOOK OUT!

Ness: Don't worry, I've got him under control

Pokey: *sneer*

Paula: Oh...all right. Anyway, I was just getting ready to put the kids down for naptime when suddenly the kids started hitting each other! It wasn't just a school yard fight or anything, everyone just started doing it for no reason!

Ness: Paula, look around. *motions towards the townspeople doing the same thing*

Paula: What's going on?!

Ness: I don't know...but we should get the others. On to Winters! PSI Teleport beta!

Paula: Wheee!

Pokey: NOOOOOO!!!

*ZAP*

*Ness zooms in outside of Snow Wood Boarding School*

Ness: Hmm, something seems different about the school.

Paula: Like it not being there!?

Ness: Yeah! What gives?

*they both see that the whole school is gone, except for a few stray ashes*

Paula: What happened HERE?

Jeff: GUYS!

Ness: JEFF! What's going on?

Jeff: It's very crazy! Now I'm going to attack! *leaps at Ness and starts punching him*

Ness: Ow ow! Stoppit!

Paula: Jeff! What're you doing?!

*Jeff tackles Ness and starts slapping him across the face*

Ness: Make him stop! Make him stop!

*Pokey is laughing hysterically*

Paula: PSI Freeze alpha!

*Jeff turns into an ice block and falls over*

Ness: Wait...I remember this happened once. Let me see....PSI Healing beta!

*Jeff breaks out of the ice, and glows for a second*

Jeff: *shakes his head* Brrr....what happened?

Ness: You started punching me.

Jeff: Ack! Sorry about that...

Ness: You appeared to have been Brainshocked.

Paula: Brainshocked? By who?

Jeff: I don't know...all I know is that I was working on my particle accelerator when suddenly everything went all wavy, and then I jumped out the window and went on a rampage!

Ness: What happened to the school?

Jeff: Well, everyone went crazy, so naturally when you have a bunch of crazy people in a school full of dangerous machines...

Paula: Aha. Well so far me and Ness haven't been affected by this big Brainshock thing that's apparently stretching all over the world.

Jeff: Is Poo affected by it? It might not affect people with PSI.

Ness: Well, let's find out!

Jeff: Oh boy, time to telepo...WHOA! LOOK OUT NESS! It's Pokey!!!

Paula: It's okay, Ness has him under control

Jeff: Hmm...I see. Well, onto Dalaam!

Ness: PSI Teleport beta!

Pokey: I hate thiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssss!

*ZAP!*

*they all appear in Dalaam, in front of Poo's palace*

Paula: Hmmm, no sign of Poo out here, let's look inside

*they walk inside only to find Poo's master and the telephone man fighting, then walk back outside*

Ness: Well he's not in there...

Jeff: Wait! Up there!

*Jeff points to the top of the palace, where Poo is meditating*

Ness: POO! Get down from there!

Paula: He's in deep meditation..

Ness: *picks up a clod of dirt* Hi-yah! *throws it at Poo*

*the dirt clod hits Poo and breaks him from his concentration, and causes him to tumble down the roof of the palace and land on the ground*

Poo: *quickly gets in a figher stance* HAI...oh, it is you, Ness. What brings you he...Wha! LOOK OUT! It's Pokey!

Ness, Paula, & Jeff in unison: We've got him under control.

Poo: I see. Now, what brings you here?

Jeff: Have you taken a good look around lately? *points to a group of girls fighting each other*

Poo: Oh dear, another cat fight over me...

Ness: It's not just you! Everyone in the whole world is beating each other up! Even Jeff! Well, except for people with PSI, which is you, me, and Paula

Poo: What is the cause of this?

Paula: We don't know...

Pokey: If you would just let me go...

Ness: *lets Pokey go*

Pokey: Haha! Sayonara suckers! *Ness quickly traps him again before he can start running* Awww

Ness: That gets more fun every time I do it!

Poo: Do you think Giygas could have anything to do with it?

Ness: But Giygas is dead!

Pokey: No he isn't!

*all turn towards Pokey*

Pokey: Err...what I meant to say was...uh....well that is what I meant to say...well I didn't mean to say anything...but...it was just impulse....uh...er...

Jeff: What exactly do you mean by "No he isn't"?

Pokey: Ha! Like I'd ever tell you!

*Ness powers up PSI Rockin, Paula prepares some PSI Freeze, Jeff aims a Multi-Bottle rocket, and Poo starts a PSI Starstorm*

Pokey: AAACK! No! Please don't hurt me!!! I'm helpless, dangling in the air!

Paula: Maybe you'd like to tell us about what's going on, then?

Pokey: I don't knooowww! Aiiieee!

Ness: Well what do you mean Giygas isn't dead?

Pokey: You're more thickheaded than I thought, pig face! *Ness glares at him, his eyes glow red* Eehhhehehh, niiiice Ness. Well, uh, er, when you, uh, well, er...

Poo: Out with it!

Pokey: Okay, well see, Giygas existed in many different universes at once. When you beat him, you just beat him in this universe.

Jeff: So you went to another universe and fetched him to this one?

Pokey: No! Well, I was going to, before MESS, in the PANTS, ruined everything!

Ness: Geez you're annoying. I oughta just burn you to a crisp right here.

Paula: He might be the key to finding out more about what's going on! We can't kill him right now.

Ness: Awww...please?

Jeff: She's right you know.

Ness: You always agree with her!

Paula: *bats eyelashes* Everyone does!

Pokey: Yes! Don't kill me, and I can give you INFORMATION! All you have to do is let me out of this PSI bubble here....

Ness: Okay. *lets Pokey go*

Pokey: Yes! I'm free! *Ness picks him up again* Arrrrrgh!

Ness: Giygas must really have been a mindless idiot to have let you control him.

Jeff: Maybe Dr. Andonuts, er, my dad, will be able to figure something out

Paula: Just as long as he hasn't nuked himself already.

Poo: Well let's go! PSI Teleport beta!

Ness: Aw, I wanted to do it!

Pokey: Yeeaaaarrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhh!!!

*ZAP!*

*the team flies in in front of the lab*

Jeff: Thank goodness it's still there...

*they walk inside and find Dr. Andonuts working at his lab*

Jeff: Dad, are you all right?

Dr. Andonuts: Well hello Jeff! And hello Jeff's friends!

Ness: You don't have any urges to, you know, punch us, do you?

Dr. Andonuts: No, not really.

Paula: Oh, because everyone in the world has been Brainshocked and been going crazy.

Dr. Andonuts: Oh! Right. I was stumbling around smashing random things, but fortunately I stumbled into the Instant Revitalizing Device and it cured me. So you say everyone is doing it?

Ness: Yep...it's the new fad. Heh heh.

Dr. Andonuts: Hmmm, well apparently a big psychic wave of Brainshock has enveloped the world, and...WHOA! It's Pokey! Look ou-

Ness, Paula, Jeff, & Poo: WE KNOW.

Pokey: Everyone hates me.

Dr. Andonuts: Oh...right. Well I'm assuming at least one of you wasn't affected by it.

Jeff: Ness, Paula, and Poo were not affected, most likely because of their PSI

Dr. Andonuts: Makes sense. Well we should probably find out what caused it, and how to get rid of it.

Poo: That's the idea... We were hoping you could find a solution.

Ness: Oh yeah, Pokey here said that we didn't really kill Giygas

Dr. Andonuts: Is that so?

Paula: He apparently doesn't know anything else though

Dr. Andonuts: Well let's go outside, we need to think.

*they walk outside and find a blue Starman sitting out there*

Blue Starman: Whirrrr. I KILL YOU NOW.

*TEXT RPG BATTLE MODE BEGIN NOW!!!*

Ness attacks! 128 HP damage to Blue Starman!

Blue Starman attacks! 3697236973296325634 HP damage to Ness OMG OMG!!!

Ness tried Lifeup Gamma, Ness's HP maxed out!

Blue Starman tried PSI SUPER STARSTORM POWER THING!!!

600 bazillion HP damage to everyone!!!!!!

Jeff fired ULTRA L33T BOTTLE ROCKET! 93267296289368092365893269523 HP damage to Blue Starman!!!!!

Blue Starman was defeated!

YOU WON!

Ness and his friends gained 21876581265812652815 exp.

*END CHEESY TEXT BATTLEMODE THINGIE*

Paula: Wow. Uh, thanks Jeff.

Poo: Where did you get that new kind of Bottle Rocket?

Jeff: I have no idea....

Ness: And what was that "Super Starstorm Power Thing"?

Dr. Andonuts: Who cares? It's a random battle, anything can happen!

Ness: Well, it looks like Giygas really IS back...

*suddenly the sky turns red, and the Giygas background gradually appears*

Giygas: I'm BACK!!!

Ness: Oh NO!!!

Pokey: HAHAHAA

*ANOTHER BATTLE YAYAYAYAYA*

Giygas appeared!

Poo tried his new power, that he suddenly learned for no reason, PSI Sunstorm Super Omega!

Giygas: OW!

You cannot grasp the true form of Giygas's attack.

Ness: *grasps it*

Fine. You can grasp it, but it hurts.

Ness: OW!

135 HP damage to Ness!

167 HP damage to Paula! 142 HP damage to Jeff! 129 HP damge to Poo!

Paula: Ow!

Jeff: Ow!

Poo: Ow!

324 HP damage to Pokey!

Pokey: OW! Giygas! Stoppit!

256 HP damage to Dr. Andonuts!

Dr. Andonuts: Hey, leave me out of this!

Ness: I HAVE A PLAN!!!!!!!!!1

*everyone combines their psychic powers for a really cool spiffy super psychic power and they destroy Giygas*

Giygas: I'm destroyed! *is destroyed*

*END BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Everyone: Yay!

World: *turns back to normal*

Pokey: Crud.

Ness: Well, you're of no use to us anymore, so off you go! *Ness hurls Pokey off into space*

Pokey: You haven't seen the last of meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *PING*

*sure enough, Pokey comes back down, on a floating gray platform*

Pokey: Ha ha! Now to thrash you!

*Pokey starts punching Ness!*

Ness: What the...?! PK Fire! *throws PK Fire and Pokey bursts into flames*

Paula: Hey!! That's my attack!!

Pokey: Hiyah! *head butts Ness, catapulting Ness away*

Ness: I'm not through yet! PK THUNDAH!

Paula & Poo: Hey!!

*Ness hurls himself into Pokey and Pokey flies away*

Ness: Well, I'm glad that's over.

Dr. Andonuts: Yes....well, I suppose I better get back to work then.

Poo: I must get home and continue my training

Ness: I thought you were done training!

Poo: Well people like me are always training for something! So long. *teleports away*

Jeff: Well I better get home and find where all the Snow Wood kids have gone...

Paula: I better find out how the Polestar kids are doing...

Ness: And I...well I have absolutely nothing I should be doing right now. Whee!

*Ness teleports everyone to their respective locations, and walks home*

Ness: Ahh, nothing to do.

Ness's mom: Time for school!

Ness: Aw.

THE END!