COOKIES!!!
Two days before Christmas Tracy and Ness’s mom were baking cookies in the kitchen. Meanwhile Ness was playing latenight baseball with his friends.
Ness: This one’s goin’ outta the park! Ness was using a regular wooden bat ever since he made a hole in the bakeries roof with his Legendary Bat. The pitcher threw the ball.
Umpire: STEEERIIIKEEE OOOOONNNNEEE!!!!!
Ness: This one’s goin’ outta the park
Pitcher: Come on Ness, it’s too cold to play baseball now, maybe when it’s a little bit warmer.
Ness: No, baseball, now pitch!!
Pitcher: mmmmfrimmdidmkfff...
Ness: PITCH!!!
First baseman: He’s always weird after he smells cookies!
Ness: COOKIES!!!WHERE!?!?!?! Ness ran away back to his house, where his mom and Tracy were setting the cookies down to cool.
First baseman: I told you!!
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Ness: Where are those cookies!?!
Ness’ Mom: They’re cooling down, just like you should.
Ness: But I want a cookie nowwww!!!
Ness’ Mom: Okay...but just a couple...I made two different fla-she stopped when Ness already started chowing down on the cookies, mostly chocolate chip.
Tracy: Can I have one mom?
Ness’ Mom: Sure, honey. Tracy grabbed the last chocolate chip. Ness’ mom grabbed Ness right before he grabbed another cookie.
Ness’ Mom: YOUNG MAN!!! You stop eating those cookies and march to you’re room right NOW!!!
Ness: Noooo... I want another cookie.
Ness’ Mom: NOOO!!
Ness: I WANT A COOOOOOKKKIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ness started thrashing around the room like crazy.
Ness: COOOOOOKKKKIIIIEEEE!!!!!! COOOOOOOOOOKKKKIIIIIEIEEEEE!!!!!COOOOKKIIEEE!!!!!
Ness’ mom ran to the phone, totally forgetting about the cookies, called 911.
Officer: Hello?
Ness’ Mom: Officer!!! Officer!! Someone is tearing down my house!!!
Officer: Where do you live, madam?
Ness’ Mom: First house on the suburbs!!! Hurry!!!
Ness: COOOOOKKIIEEE!!!!COOOOOOOOOOKKKIIIIEEEE!!!! The officers arrived quicker than Ness’ mom thought, but they were still beaten down quickly, so Ness’ mom called Paula.
Paula: Hello?
Ness’ Mom: Paula!!!Paula!!!Ness is going crazy!!!Hurry! bring Jeff, and Poo, and the army!!!!
Paula: Okay, okay, chill, I’ll help. Paula, Jeff, and Poo arrived,and started battling Ness. Ness was surrounded by a cookie dough aura. Ness’ friends were beaten down also because Ness’ power had increased by rage.
Paula: Have you tried giving him a cookie yet?!?!?
Ness’ Mom: Oh my gosh, I never tried that!!! Ness’ mom gave Ness a cookie. He took a bite
Ness: PTTOOOEEE!! I hate oatmeal cookies!!