EarthBound Christmas Song!
Ness' Christmas:

Here I am in Onett town, 
putting up the tree, taking the rotten pumpkins down.
True, it's been quite a while,
since I saw my honey, Paula, smile.

I miss my buddies, my amigos, my friends,
but we were all together in the end.
Now Giygas is gone, we go un-sung,
Though we figured we'd be known to everyone!

Dad came home, he's a great guy,
brought lots of presents, a stack that reached the sky!
Me and my family now have work to do,
so this is where I must say see you!

Paula's Christmas:

Here in Twoson, things aren't to bright,
I want Ness here so I can hug him tight.
I want him here oh, so bad!
He's the sweetest boyfriend a gal ever had!

When we were together as an army of four,
a trip that lasted a year or more,
every single waking hour,
Ness was sure to pick me a flower.

I miss him, and want him back,
to Santa, I want nothing from the sack,
bring to me the one I love,
to my window he'll fly like the morning's dove.

Jeff's Christmas:

It's all over, nothing more to see,
school is out, just my dad and me,
chillin' out by the shore of the lake,
when I try to sleep, I'm afraid I won't wake.

I have no strength without my friends,
if I am attacked, that's where it ends.
I need Ness, Paula and of course, Poo,
you'd be scared too if I were you!

I shiver, but not of the cold,
it's the lonliness of the laboratory, old.
I shudder to think,
that that sudden clink,
could be the end of me!

Poo's Christmas:

I am no longer a prince, but instead, a crowned King,
I wear a braclet, crown, robe and ring.
But this jewelry just makes me cold,
in these empty walls of this castle old.

I think I shall leave my land for now,
go see my friends, play in the snow.
I sense they long for one another,
love for each other, like that for a brother.

I teleport to Onett, Twoson, and Winters,
of the Snow-Wood leaves no splinters,
for we are together once again, for the Christmas Holidays,
spirits lifted, we travel off, into the sunset haze.

All Together:

No longer afraid, we are as one,
for our friendship has just begun,
from Ness to Paula is spoken three words, "I love you,"
Paula just gasps and responds, "I do, to you."

Just when Jeff and Poo thought they were singled out,
with two snowballs thrown Ness did shout,
"C'mon you guys! What's the hold up?
Come play or you'll be buried from shoulders up!"

Then that day grow old, and the sun began to sink,
all of us threw on our skates and make the lake a rink!
Then the night chill began to blow, and decided to go home.
Tomorrow we'd play, with more vigor, for through the presents we shall roam!

Santa will be coming soon, leave out some milk and cookies,
Santa likes the one with chocolate chips, for you rookies.
When he did, he left the chosen four special gifts,
from when used came a magical riff.

Ness got a new bat, one of great splendor!
Poo got a little wooden cat, of which a toy he never knew.
Jeff got a new gun, of tremendous strength,
Paula got some new jewels!

Now they are again at play,
but through the skies echo Paula's prayer,
'Give us hope, give us strength, give us toys, o' Santa, please!
We've been good this year, all except that geek.'