O Christmas Tree
--By Liar X. Agerate

O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
How very much I miss you!
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
The ones I see aren’t like you!
They hit and kick and don’t play nice,
And often times I’ve lost my life...
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
How I miss thy greenish glow!
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
My HP Meter’s running low!
Injury from you is rare,
But these trees explode everywhere!
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
You were a site to see
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
My head’s been handed to me...