Halloween with the Mr. Saturns(Part 1)

Welcome to this special broadcast of EarthBound: Show of the Weird, Halloween special. Tonight we shall feature the weirdest and strangest things that we would only dare to show on Halloween. So sit back and get ready for weirdness beyond weird. Now here's your host, Cecil Council!

Cecil: Hello everyone! Welcome! This EarthBound: SOTW is quite special. That's why I will be hosting it. Nothing more weird than Halloween, right? And combine it with EarthBound, one of the weirdest games out there, and you've got one weird show! Well, enough talk, onto the weird!

The cameras flash to a dark cave...

Cecil: Our features are SO weird that we have to keep them back here. Now here's our first weird feature...these creatures are predicted to have come from the planet Saturn. Their main characteristics are their big noses which cover 90% of their body and their red bows on the top of their heads. Their hobbies include saying "Boing!" and walking around, apparently doing nothing. After research by experts for 5 years, the Saturn creatures are found out to be harmless and friendly. Let's have an interview with them.

Mr. Saturns: BoIng! bOinG!

Cecil: So...how do you feel about Halloween?

Mr. Saturns: Boing boing? BoInG!?<What is Halloween?>

Cecil: Can you speak English?

Mr. Saturns: Boing! BoInG! boing...? <We can't. Duh. You think we say "Boing"

because we like amusing ourselves with senseless words?>

Cecil: I don't think they can understand us.

Mr. Saturns: Boing! boing! BOING!!! <We understand you perfectly well! It's

you humans that don't understand us!!!

Cecil: Uh oh...the Saturn creatures are becoming angry. We should leave

before they attack.

Camera-man: I think they're harmless, sir.

Mr. Saturns: Boing!? Boing...boing! BOING. boing!<Harmless? I'll show you!

Ever seen what a Mr. Saturn can do with his bow?

Cecil: I think they want to go trick-or-tricking. Let's take them trick-or- treating!

Mr. Saturns: Boing BOING BOIng?<Trick-or whating?>

The cameras flash to an open street in Onett...

Cecil: All right, we'll wait over here, and you Saturn creatures will go up to that door and yell "Trick-or-treat!" Got it? Now, go!

The Mr. Saturns walk up to the house, which just happens to be Ness's...(Remember, Ness can communicate with Mr. Saturns because of his PSI powers)

Mr. Saturns: Boing BOing boING!<What were we supposed to say again?!>

Ness: Hey, what? The Mr. Saturns! What are you doing here?

Mr. Saturns: Boing! We're here supposedly, trick-or-treating.

Ness: Oh? All right. Here are some Tootsie Rolls and fun-sized Snickers bars.

Mr. Saturns: Boing! BOING. What do we do with this stuff?

Ness: You put it into your mouth and chew it up...

Mr. Saturns: BOING. boing! Okay. We have to go now. See you.

Cecil: So! How was the trick-or-treating? Ooo...Tootsie Rolls. Can I have one?

Mr. Saturns: Boing. BOING. boInG!<No, get your own, lazy pig!>

Camera-man: Uh...Mr. Cecil, sir, I don't think they want to share...

Cecil: Of course they'll share! Give up the candy, nose-for-bodies!

Mr. Saturn: BOING! boing-boing. BoIng.<First he wants to take our candy and then he insults us. We'll show him. Let's get more candy.

Cecil: GIVE UP THE CANDY YOU FREAKS!!!

The Mr. Saturns scatter out and run from the enraged Cecil...

Mr. Saturn: Boing boing BOING...<He has completely lost it>

Another Mr. Saturn: Boing bOinG...<I agree>

Yet, another one: Boing BOING...<I agree too>

While the Mr. Saturns are getting tons of candy, Cecil is trying to recapture them...

Cecil: We must find those stupid aliens! They're ruining the "Get to know our weird freak" part of the show.

Camera-man: No, actually, they ruined the "Make it seem as if you're friends ith the freak" part of the show. Or was it the "Teach the freak new things" part?

Cecil: Who cares? Just find them. They're escaping! And plus...they're

getting more delicious candy.

Now the Mr. Saturns have arrived at Polestar Preschool in Twoson...

Mr. Saturns: Boing boing BOING!<Trick-or-treat!>

Paula's mom: Oh my...little nose costumes! How cute!!!

Paula: Mom...they're not wearing nose costumes...they're the Mr. Saturns

from Saturn Valley. Remember?

Paula's mom: Of course they are, honey...Here, have some candy. Do you like

Tootsie Rolls? Oh! There's a person wearing a Mr. T costume right

there! Oh how neat!

Mr. Saturns: BOING boing BoInG!<Yum...Tootsie Rolls>

Suddenly, Cecil appears...

Mr. Saturns: Boinggggggggg!!!! BOING!<It's the crazy man again! RUN!!!>