INTRADUCION!!:
HELLO!!! MY NAEM IS EBOUNDING ADN YUO MAY KNWO ME FRO MY meny litaray EXPLOOITS suhc as POEKEMAN VS PSI! adn JEFF PASNY BOY SAEVS TEH WORLD IN TEIM!!!!! TODAY I giev yuo a nwe CLASSCI taht will be remambared by all eathbownd fans awnd will giev yuo teh new adn EXCITNG advantars wiht NESS paula jeff poo picky tracy apple kid dr andonuts MR SATURN (DOING! ROFLOLOLOLOLOLOL!) everdred brickroad adn MAENY MEOR! but not tony becuase he is a ffrutum LOOPEM. AENY WAY, yuo shoehorns bettar raead this stoory becuse it is jstu teh begining and will gte to be VARY excittin taht will rnu TRHILLINGNESS THROGH YUOR LOINS!! RAED MY STORY!!!:
Oen day ness woek up from his sleep to heer a loud NOSIE!
"OH NO! LOOKS LIEK ANOTHER BATTAL!!" SHOUTED NESS FORM HIS NOISEFUL SLEEP
HE stompzord otu of teh room adn to see soemthing horribal!!
IT WAS TEH STARMAN MASTOR FINAL SUPER OMEGA SQUARED JR>!!!!
SMMFSOSJ (TAHT IS A ACROMIN FRO THSI ENMY FRO ALL YUO PEAPOL WOH DIDNT GRADUTE 3RD GRADE ENGLASH!) SHOT A beem of enrgy ate NESS!
NESS EXPLODED ON HIM! NESS SUFFARED 83439 HP DAMAEG!
NESS REELIZED A Nwe pOWER! "LIEF UP POWER ULTRA SUMPERME!!!" "NESS recovared 999999999 HP. AND! hsi fihgting pwer increesed by 1909909%!!!!
"HO HO HO HO HO!" shouted SMMFSOSJ. "YUOR parlor tricks in gaems cannnot deefat me!"
"BRING IT ON!!! @#%@!" (NESS SWORE LOUDLY!!!! BTU I CANT PUT IT IN HEAR!)
"GWWWAAAAAG!" *ZAPZORS!*
TEH HUOSE EXPLODED!!!
"HAH HOH HO! YUO HAEV SEEN MY POWAR LITTAL BOY! BUT TAHR AER Biggar fish to FRY!! I AER JUST TEH TIP OF Teh iceberg!"
NESS WSA BLINDED WTIH RAGE! HSI ROOM WAS EXPLOEDED!
"YUO WILL SEEE taht my BOSS will destrooy tshis wrold TEN FOLD TIMES 12!~"
"YUO WILL DIIE!"
NESS swung his GUTSY BATT but it EVOLVED into "GUTSY BAT KILLZ0RS 10000%~!!"
"SSMMMMMMSASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHH!"
TEH NUMBAR OF DAAMEGE WAS HUmgous! thear is no coception of teeh intencity
SMMFSOSJ WAS DEAD!
"*COUGF!* I am almmost.......dead! btu i will bee avanged! Gaahah SWOOOOSH!" and liek that the SMMFSOSJ was DEDA!
"thsi is qutie teh mistary!" pondared NESS.
"I WILL CALL POO PAUAL ADN JEFF ON TEH PHONE TO TELL THEM WAHT HAPPANED!"
Ness fuond the fone adn CALLED......
SATY TUNED FRO PART 2!!!!!