The Saturn Saga
==========================CHAPTER TWO=========================

Ness had passed a shrub that looked like George Bush and a few talking mushrooms before he reached a small and cozy house. He went inside and found a shaggy-looking man and two mice. The man was wearing a grey shirt and one of the mice was carrying a sign. The mouse without the sign approached Ness with a smile on his face. All at once the smile faded and the mouse jumped in front of Ness' nose.
"Whachadowitmyson!!" demanded the mouse.
"Wha...huh?" Asked a very startled Ness.
"What did you do with my son?!" Repeated the mouse, "I gave him to you expecting to get him back...WHERE'S MY SON?!?!?!!!"
"Umm...uhh...well..err.." Ness was trying to search for words.
"I KNOW YOU HAVE HIM!!" Screamed the mouse.
"N...no..I made him help out...moles.." Stammered Ness.
"Yeah right...moles" The mouse said as he started to walk away.
"No it's true!" Said Ness, with a newfound sense of hope in his words, "He must've gone gambling in Fourside or something. He predicted the lights would go out in the Dept. Store."
Now, why they call the nifty store in Fourside Dept. Store instead of Department Store is beyond even what Ness knows. He just figured they had trouble with a anxiety pill and a lawyer.
"Hmm..." said the mouse, "maybe you don't lie. Let's just say for one minute that you're telling the truth. Where would my son be then?"
Ness thought a few moments.
"Threed?" Said Ness, who suddenly lost his sense of hope.
As it would have it, the sense of hope floated into a passing eagle who, with a newfound sense of hope, proceeded to crash into a nearby tree.
"Errrr.....OUT!" Yelled the mouse, "I'll do it myself!!"

Ness, shaken by this ordeal left the house and continued on the path to Tucson. He encountered and defeated a few Ramblin' Mushrooms and rested a bush with a butterfly by it.
He was about to grab the butterfly when, in his head, he heard "Oh no you don't! I'm tired of getting violated by you! Wait here for a moment.".
The butterfly flew away and Ness shook his head around and, waited.
A few minutes later, the butterfly returned with another butterfly who was dressed in an expensive suit and carried a leather briefcase.
"This is my lawyer." Explained the butterfly, "If you touch me again, he'll sue you down to Dalaam-Town!"
Ness thought about this awkward situation and then got up and continued with his journey.
Finally he saw the familiar roof of the hotel and walked in. He payed the clerk and was about to go into his room when he saw a man sitting at a table alone. He decided to go have a talk with him.
"Hello." Ness said.
"Wha?"
"Hi"
"Who?"
"Yo"
"Ok"
"Nice weather"
"I heard it's hot"
"Oh yeah"
"Is it cold out?"
"HAAAAA!! You're funny"
"WAAAAA!! Go home!"
"No"
"Ok"
"Alright"
"Here, buy some coffee"
And the man gave $50 to Ness(Who, by the way, stopped talking after "Yo" and just decided to let the man talk to himself"). Ness thanked the man and walked into his room only to find a Mr. Saturn and Paula in bed with each other.

"It's not how looks! BOING! I should get clothes on, zoom!"

As the Mr. Saturn put on his red curl on his head, he explained to Paula that he would call her.
After they kissed goodbye, Mr. Saturn left.
"I felt bad for him." said Paula, "After all, they're all Mr. Saturn."
"Yeah..anyway, I got this weird note in Onett." Said Ness as he showed Paula the letter.
"Hmm...maybe we should search the town some more?" Suggested Paula.
"Right," said Ness, "I'll check Apple Kid's and you check Burglin Park."
"Ok"

So with that, the two set out in search of whatever it was that tied up the townspeople.

=====================END OF CHAPTER TWO=======================