Christmas in the Earthbound World! A poem song thing by: Arad Now, we all know how the holidays are celebrated between you and me, But how do you suppose they celebrate Christmas in EB? Welcome to Onett, in Eagleland. Decorate the town hall, the fun never ends! Light up Giant Step, get that spirit pepped! Christmas in EB! Now let’s enjoy the holidays, in Twoson, so much fun to see! Where Paula lights the menorah with Pk-Fiya! The Happy Happyists carol down the streets! Insane with spirit they're fun to meet! Christmas in EB! Even in Threed Christmas is quite abundant, During this time it isn’t zombies that run rampant! The Ghosts and ghouls exchange various haunting gifts, The gift for belch isn't a toy or money, all he wants is some fly honey! Christmas in EB! Let’s travel to the Valley of Saturn, where decked, across those little huts, are some cute little Christmas lanterns, Then after the play and fun has ended, the saturns feast on Peanut Cheese Bars! It’s a holiday dish that’s sure to please, HAHARHAR! Christmas in EB! Now onto the big city of Fourside, so much jolliness here, Where the Monotoli tower is lit up, and there's no corrupt mayor to fear! where Venus sings a Christmas special, all the guys want her... Well if your nice and even naughty, you’ll get something, for sure! Christmas in EB! Past Eagleland lies Winters, the most Christmassy of all, Look real close and you might just catch, Tessie under the missal-toe! Christmas in EB! There is a place amongst the hustle and bustle of the city, Called Fourside, bursting with holiday power! Light up the red and green on Monotoli Tower! Christmas in EB! To the sandy beaches and surf we go! Where Christmas is celebrated amongst the bonfire’s glow. Magic fruitcake is passed around! And the ocean lullabies are quite a serene sound. Christmas in EB! In Dalaam they celebrate the new year, with dragons, and rabbits and oriental cheer! The palace is rockin’ with holiday beats! And little Dalaamian children get treats to eat! Christmas in EB! There is a place, right in the desert, Where A dungeon man is the least of hazards, Deck the pyramids out, come one come all, Shop for gifts in our market there are no shopping malls! Christmas in EB! Amidst the murky waters and blackness depths, Even little Tendas tell tales of Christmas myths. Where the Point seta flower will eat you alive, And drowning waters of holiday cheer abide! Christmas in EB! And there you have it, as you can see, So many ways to celebrate the holidays in EB. And so now the song is done and as you well know, Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! THE END! Let me know if you like my stuff, and even if you don’t! Arad@starmen.net