Mr. Saturns Take Over Eagleland!

SATURN VALLEY, EAGLELAND - Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo, the heroes who defeated Giygas, were entering Saturn Valley 3 months after Giygas was destroyed, when suddenly a lot of Mr. Saturns were stampeding like Bad Buffalo on a bad day., running over the four kids. “I don’t know why they are leaving Saturn Valley. I thought they liked it there!” Said Ness, after he and his friends were in the hospital from being ran over.

Apparently, the Mr. Saturns did not like it there anymore. “We think Valley too small Boing! We find larger place to live Zoom!” A Mr. Saturn said. They drove people off from Onett, smashed buildings to make room for Saturn-themed buildings in Twoson, made hot springs in Threed, terrorized the animals in the Dusty Dunes Desert, Fourside turned into Saturnside, and Happy Happy Village had a new Happy Happyism.

Only Winters, Summers, Dalaam, Toto, Scaraba, Deep Darkness, and the Lost Underworld were safe from the Mr. Saturns because “they not part of Eagleland Boing!” another Mr. Saturn said. We can only hope that the Chosen 4 can talk some sense into the Saturns and have them live in Saturn Valley again. For now we can only witness the Saturns take over. And maybe find someplace to stay somewhere in the above cities that weren’t taken over. I hear Some people in Winters give out free food and lodging.