EarthBound 2:
Clyde of the dimensions

By: Ian Harrison (a.k.a. Ian_is_ness)
Prolog:
	(On Earth, OUR Earth)

8:53:42 PM (Pacific Daylight Time) May, 28 1995
	-A boy in San Anselmo CA goes in to a coma
	-A girl in Orlando FL is found frozen in time wile cling to her teddy bear
	-A boy in Tokyo, Japan starts meditating and dose not stop
	-A boy in Grants Pass OR Mysteriously stop moving wile playing a video game and the 
	 game dose not move or turn off
The common link is that they all happened at once.


(On Mother Earth [Mother \ EarthBound] Duh)

It's been a year and half since Ness, Poo, Paula and Jeff beat Giygas. Jeff had gone to and fished 
collage and now teaches at snow wood. Ness now attends snow wood. Paula has started a restaurant 
called "The Physic Chef" (five star quality foods) they serve you your food before you can order it. 
And Poo is now the king of Dalaam, he married his girlfriend Ana (NOT From Mother [EB0]}). For the 
last three months Jeff's been working a demotional gate. The gang stills meats every once and awhile. 
They are still good friends but Ness senses something Big will happen.


Chapter 1: Ness?
	"Ness!" his mother yelled, "It's time to get up! What do you want for breakfast?"
	"Ugh. Wha..? Oh! The usual." Ness yelled to his mom
	As he was stumbling out of bed he missed the ladder and fell off his bunk bed.
	"Ow!" He yelled in pain,
	Even through all this noise his friend, Jeff, was still asleep on the bottom bunk. He had been reading most of the night, Ness looked at the book he had bin reading it was "A Guide to 
Advance Algebra and Geometry" but inside was  "Movie Monsters, Aliens and Other Sc-Fi Junkie Things 
- Vol. 2 Sea Monsters -". Ness knew what he had to do. He went to his mini refrigerator and got out 
his can of sardines and held one up to Jeff's nose and Jeff bolted right up (he heated 'em). Jeff put his 
hands over his nose.
	"Breakfast" said Ness
	"Oh." Replied Jeff
	Jeff has been Ness's friend ever the frist grade when Jeff stood up to Tony for Ness. Tony 
was the most evil, rotten and most-un-nice-kid in the first grade (and he was dumb as a stump) he was 
six, Jeff was five and Ness was fore. Ever sense then thieve been best of friends and Ness helped Jeff 
with his homework so they both been getting A's. When Ness was six he needed to get reading glasses 
even then jeff stood up for him.
	As soon as Ness got down the stares, a bole of chocolate frosted sugar balls was waiting 
for him; it's his favorite cereal. Ness pored in some milk and began munching away happily. While Jeff 
was getting some cereal for him self, Ness put on his glasses to read the newspaper. Just then the 
doorbell rang. Ness got up to answer it. It was Paula one of Ness's friends and Jeff's girlfriend. She 
was dressed in one of her good pink dresses.
	"Hi Paula." said Ness "What brings you here so early?"
	"Two things. One have you read page 5B of the newspaper?" she replied
	"No."
	"Oh. Well you should read it. Theirs something interesting."
	"Kay. I will."
	"Good." She said happily
	"And secondly?"
	"Can talk to Jeff?"
	"It's O.K. with me."
	Ness moves out of the and lets Paula in, then closes the door and resumes munching away 
happily. As soon Ness finishes he picks' up the newspaper and on B5 in big, bold print it reads:
"For One Week Only Come See Prince Poo & His 'Sword Of King' (kids under 15 get in half off) 
* Only at ancient weapons expo. Currently being healed at the northern fair grounds."
As soon as he was done reading the fine print Ness looked up to see Paula looking back at him.
	"So…Do you want to go?" she asked
	"Yah."
	"I also asked Jeff he said 'yes', so… when do you want to go?"
	"Let me get dressed first."
	"Kay."
	"And I need to Finnish cereal." Jeff added
	"I brought my bike just in-case." Paula told Ness and Jeff
	"Good." Said Ness as he put his bowl in the sink
	Then Ness went up stares to change clothes. He put on his green pants and a blue button 
up shirt along with his blue backpack then grabbed his wallet and headed down stairs and almost got 
knocked down by Jeff, on the third step, wile he was rushing to change. And by the time Ness got 
bottom of the stairs Jeff was panting next to him.
	After regaining his breath Jeff said, "Let's go!"
	And they all walked outside to get on their bike but instead
	WAP!
	A giant block was in their way.
	"What is it?" asked Jeff
	"It appears to be a 'Writer's Block'." Stated Ness
	"Great! Just, great!" said Paula sarcastically
	"What do we do?" Jeff asked
	"End the chapter, I guess." Said Ness

End Of Chapter 1

Ian_is_Ness: Why dose the EarthBound gang seem so different? How did a 'Writer's Block' appear?  And Wears my soda? Find out in chapter 2: The Sword of Honor (or 'Excuse me but your tentacle is in my back')