Ness walked down Onett road, and noticed how dull everything was, even for Hallowe'en. He was kicking a can quite bored down the Arcade Road. He thought he might as well pay Frank a visit, it's better than kicking metal " Hi, er.. is Frank here?" A Skate Punk was about to beat the snot out of him, but then cowered after seeing who it was, "Don't kill me! I still have bruises! You hurt me, an' I'll call the cops" "Unless you tell me were Frank is, I won't give you a brief meeting with my Legendary Bat," " Frank?" The Shark stopped blubbering, " Well, there is something you should know.." "What? Does it involve hitting things?" "NO! PLEASE!" The Shark really was petrified, more than usual, this was odd, because they were usually cocky. He was kinda podgy too, "Just take me to him, is that so much to ask?" "Heh.. yes it is." "Why? PSI.." "He-worked-in-the-burger-bar-but-got-fired-and-I-haven't-seen-him-he-said-he-went-to-find-a-Mr-Saturn-pet-don't-use-PSI-ROCKIN'-it-burns!" He said in one rushed breath This Skater was really shaking, as though he had seen a ghost. "O.K, I'll see you... PSI FREEZE!" "AAAAH! Wait, only Paula and Poo can do tha.." Ness kept him quiet with a tap on the head. I say tap, I mean a whack. I say whack I mean he was lucky his eyes didn't fall out. How did the Punk know that? He doesn't know Poo, maybe Paula, but he wouldn't know PSI moves. Ness hoped he wouldn't have to pay hospital bills, that bat can leave a mark! Ness teleported to Saturn Valley, almost landing on a Mr Saturn BOING! OUCH HURT YES! ZOOOOOOOM! NESS HELLO FINE YOU ARE? FAT KID EAT PIGGY JELLY NO PIGGY JELLY FOR TRICK OR TREAT! NO? YES? "Fat kid...eh?" Ness racked his brains.." Jeff, no, Poo, no, Paula, heh, wouldn't say it to her face..no, Picky, close, Pokey, yes! Pokey = Fat Kid!" Ness' brain was very slow, but it could churn out serious helpings of PSI Whoop-ass, "Let's go Mr S!" "KAY-O! GET SATURN BAZOOKA!" Saturn Bazooka? "JOKE NESS JOKE BOING HAHA! WHY LOOK ME LIKE THAT?" "Never mind. Get your walking nose of a body up to the Store. I have a felling Pokey's eatin' something right now.." Inside the store, things do not look good. Sure enough, Pokey was in the store eating Piggy Jelly, and so were Paula, Poo and Jeff. They were in a trance! Maybe something in the Jelly.. "Stop you fools! Can't you see this Piggy Jelly is rancid?" It was, you could actually make out the pieces of pig IN the jelly. Sick, huh? "No. Piggy Jelly is good. Have some. Pokey? Can I have more?" Paula droned these words, the Jelly smeared all over her face. It looked like a bio-degradable face pack. "Okay pig," Ness said, rollling up his sleeves, "I'm handing out lollipops or cruel beatings. Ooh, too bad! I'M ALL OUTTA LOLLIPOPS! Hiyaaa!" SMAAAAASH! A cruel card was played, and an even crueller trick was played on Ness. There, on the floor, Paula, Poo and Jeff were lying dazed and almost unconscious. "Did I miss? Do I have a mushroom on my head? Do I feel funky?” Ness enquired. He was facing Pokey's gluttonous face "Bwahaaha*belch*hahaa!" Pokey's cheeks exploded with a smell similar to Master Belch's deodorant," I have hooked up these things Orange Kid gave me on your friends! In Pokey's stubby fingered hand was a panel, about the size of his palm. He also picked up the instructions. Handy! " Dear Pokey. If you wish to kill Ness, like me, than attach these panels to the four and yourself. If you are hit, the shockwave will be sent via a kinetic wave to the others. So you will have a physical shield, and also a way of reflecting it on the others. Must go, my Suporma is singing a song that reminds me of you, Love Orange Kid" "I am very, very disturbed," Ness thought "If I hit Pokey, then my friends get hurt, if I don't, my friends could suffer from food poisoning!" "Do you give up Ness? I had to lead you here by pretending to be a Shark? Remember? Not as cocky? Highly suspicious? Under circumstances that strange I knew you would come here!" "Didn't I hit you round the head?" "Not hard enough, it would seem. Oh, I was also wearing a helmet" Ness stared around the room, Poo was almost about to be sick. If he didn't like Western food, his digestive system would be begging for mercy at Piggy Jelly. "Wait, doesn't Piggy Jelly restore PP?" Ness said to himself "Yes it does!" he replied to himself... Ness had an idea, and a risky one at that. Ness picked up a huge vat of fresh Piggy Jelly. He closed his eyes and ate it. He put one hand against Pokey's face, and one near Jeff, Poo and Paula. PSI ROCKIN'GAMMA! Pokey was vulnerable to this, but it also hurt his friends, especially Jeff, who was having a very painful brain-frying session. PSI Life UP OMEGA! The 3 on the floor recovered, and Pokey got nothing, as the psykonetic waves were pointing away from him. This strategy ensured that pain was dealt to Pokey, and his friends were healed. By eating Piggy Jelly, Ness would always have PP to spare. It was only a matter of time. After 5 minutes, Ness found that the Piggy Jelly was almost gone. And it was. There was only a limited amount of PP left. He had to choose. Finish Pokey off, or help his friends. Life Up or Rockin? This was tough. Very tough. But wait! There was hope! Pokey only need a sharp blow to bring him down, but Ness is too powerful (without being boastful) so there must be another way.. "Hey! Paula!" Ness was really digging deep for ideas, " If you eat too much Piggy Jelly, you'll look like Lardna Minch! Oh, wait. You already do!" Paula woke up with eyes of vengefulness. She was out of the trance "You're gonna get it Ness! Don't think you won't!" Ness walked up in front of Pokey, " Hey! Hey! You think you can take me? Try without PSI!" So, Paula walked up, and swung an opened hand, ready to slap Ness. But he ducked, and Pokey's fat face wobbled with horror, and then.. SLAP! He fell over, causing the ground to shake. Ness' friends woke up to find a hand shaped mark on their face, and pig trotters in the bowls in front of them. "My god!" Jeff exclaimed," It appears we have been wired to some form of transverse kinetical wave translator and stimulated by some poisoned gelatine! Egad, surely this is the work of Orange Kid.." "Take off your panels, guys!" Poo said. They did, and were free from their own web of pain (or something like that) "I'm sorry, Paula, but you can see how calling you fat saved all our sorry hides!" "Plus you got to offend Pokey's mum right in front of him!" " But was it really Pokey?" a mysterious voice cackled... Orange kid stepped from behind the ATM, and mechanically. It did not work on Ness! It did not work on Paula! It did not work on Jeff! It did not work on Poo! Ness tried PSI Why Has The Plot Been Screwed Up? Alpha! Orange Kid dodged quickly! Orange Kid pressed a button! The lifeless Pokey figure stood up and pointed it's hidden rockets at Ness! Ness and friends tried to get away.. and got as far as out of the store. Suddenly, a figure walked in the store.. It was Mr Saturn! Mr Saturn tried Saturn Bazooka! It didn't hit Ness! It didn't hit Paula..etc It hit Orange Kid and Mecca Pokey, 9999 damage! Orange Kid and Mecca Pokey flew out the roof! YOU WIN! After the dust cleared, Ness was still staring at Mr Saturn. Either he was going to shout, or going to be sick. He had a go at shouting "What the hell happened? I thought Mr Saturn didn't have a Bazooka? What the hell happened to the real Pokey? Who was the Shaaaarfff..ooh.." He shouted and was sick at the same time. Jeff fainted at the sight of digested *CENSORED* "Another thing Ness," Poo added, "Why didn't you just take off the panels and beat up Pokey?" "Yeah! What about Orange Kid? What has he got against us?" Paula asked " It is merely a technicality, but how the hell could a Mr. Saturn fire a bazooka?" Jeff said, before he fainted again " I don't know. I still don't know where Frank is either" Ness gurgled " I'm here." Frank replied,” I came here to find some trick or treat candy, but it seems that all the Jelly is gone." " Shut up and have a Peanut Cheese Bar. I'm too prone to vomit again. Ugh. I’m going home, See you guys. I hate Hallowe'en" Ness teleported away in to the sunset. Frank ate the Peanut cheese Bar Frank got hurt and collapsed! by Hawian Shirts