Ness goes trick or treating with Paula. They approach the first house. Ness:Trick or Treat! Puala:Hey, I wanted to say that! Ness:Oh, Sorry. Go ahead and say it. Puala:There's no point in saying it now! Ness:Why not? Guy in House: Uh, do you want some cand- Puala/Ness:Stay outta this! Guy in House:WHATEVER! *SLAMS DOOR* They continue to bicker when they reach the second house. Ness:Trick o- Puala: OH NO YOU DON'T!!! Ness: Wha? Puala: I wanna say Tick or Treat! Ness: good, 'cause you just did! Puala: Whatever! Person in house: Would you like some candy? Ness: Ugh! Paula! You're so unreasonable! Person in house: You look like you could use a little candy. Paula: Yea? Well, your just plum stupid! Person in house: If you stop fighting I'll give you candy! Ness and Paula: Shut up! Person in house: You shouldn't have done that! The Provoked candy-giver attacks Ness! Paula: *puff* JUST NESS?!?! Oh, all right! The provoked candy giver attacks Ness AND Paula! Paula: Much Better. The provoked candy-giver throws rock candy at Ness! Ness: OW! Rock candy is hard! Ness: AND IT MESSED UP MY HAT! Ness wastes his turn complaining about his hat. Paula: Ness, you are so stupid! Ness: Am Not! Paula: You deserve this! Paula slaps Ness for 1,000,000 points of damage! The Provoked Candy Giver throws a 25 foot long, 100 pound twinkie at Paula! Paula: WHY ME?? Why Not? Paula: Because I can hit you with a frying pan! Oh. The Provoked Candy Giver throws a 25 foot long, 100 pound twinkie at Ness! Ness:Why Me? Because Frying Pans hurt more than baseball bats! Ness:No, baseball bats hurt more! Prove it! Ness hits the Story Teller Over the head with a baseball bat for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 points of damage! OW! Ness: TOLD YA! Provoked Candy Giver: This is a stupid battle. I QUIT! Paula and Ness win the battle! Ness: YEAH! Paula: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YEAH"!?!?!? Ness: We won. Puala: Only because we were so stupid that our enmy for-fitted! Ness: Oh. Paula: I hate you! I can't believe I used to think you were hot! Ness: YOU THINK I'm HOT! YES! Paula: I used to! I now I think your stupid! Ness: DIE! Ness attacks Paula! Ness is so stupid that he automatically loses! Ness: WHY??? Storyteller: Sorry Ness, but I get $1,000 if I make you lose! Ness: WHO's GIVING IT TO YOU? Story Teller: Paula. Ness was so frustrated that he banged his head against a wall until he died. THE END.