"Dr.Eggman's Attempt To Write A Halloween Fanfic"

                                           by Dr.Eggman



Eggman: *in his Hidden Pyramid Base, typing a story* Hmmm...what should I write

 about? *thinks for a few minutes*

I know! I'll write a story about Threed being attacked by man-eating

gophers from Mars!



Ness:*suddenly appears* Gosh, Egghead, can't you be more creative than that?

If you wanna win ANYTHING in the funfest, you have to write something interesting!



Eggman: Oh? Like you could think of a better idea?



Ness: Yeah, think about it. How about a story about an evil Mr.Saturn?



Eggman: Hmmm...that just might work. *quickly types something* Here, look!



Ness: *reads*   "

 

                                           'Evil Saturn'



     One day an evil Mr. Saturn blew up the world and everybody died.

                                       The End "



Eggman: Do  you like it?



Ness: Eggman...that's the most pathetic thing I've ever read! It needs to be

longer than that!



Eggman: Grrr...fine! Hang on a sec. *types out more stuff*





 

  "                                         'Evil Saturn'



     One day an evil Mr. Saturn tried to take over the world but Ness, Paula, Jeff, and

 Poo saved the day. Then they had a party, and Eggman won the Funfest prize.

                                       The End "



Ness: NO! NO! NO! It needs to be more detailed!



Eggman: Hey, gimme a break! I'm a mad scientist, not a writer!



Ness: I've noticed.



Eggman: Hmph! Well...* types up some more stuff* Read THIS!



Ness:*reading* 



"                                             'Evil Saturn'



     One day an evil Mr. Saturn started killing people and eating their brains, 

sucking their blood, and burning their dead carcases and..." 



ALRIGHT, STOP!

Starmen.net is a family site! It is no place for bloody and violent fanfiction!



Eggman: Is ANYTHING good enough for you? 



Ness: Well, if you don't want to win the Funfest...



Eggman: Hmmm...Very well. Very well. *types another story* Read.



Ness: *reading* 





 

    "                                             'Evil Saturn'



     One day an evil Mr. Saturn joined forces with the evil(but smart and incredibly

 handesome) Dr.Eggman. The Saturn's name was Dr.Eggsaturn, and the two were

both geniuses with IQs of 300. With their combined power, they took over the world

and established THE EGGMAN EMPIRE, THE GREATEST EMPIRE OF ALL

 TIME! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                               The End                                           "



Eggman: You like?



Ness: ...



Eggman: Yeah! I knew you'd like it!



Ness: Eggman, I give up! All your fanfics are stupid.



Eggman: Ya know what? I can win this contest without your help, because 

I AM THE EGGMAN! I'll stick with my original idea!



Ness: Well, good luck(you'll definetely need it) in the contest.*teleports away*





Eggman: *tryping* "The Man-Eating Gophers From Mars..."



Later...



Eggman: *at Starmen.net* And...my fanfic's submitted. Now to wait, and see if I'll

 win...Hmmm, I think I'll go get soemthing to eat.



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