The zombie chased me down the deserted streets of my hometown, Onett. "Why are the streets so deserted,", I thought to myself. "and this zombie, where did he come from? Why is he chasing me? And how is he so fast? Hes keeping up even though im on my bike." I needed to seek refuge, and I needed refuge, fast. I desperately looked for a place where I can put my bike down and teleport away. "Perfect!" I said to myself as I saw a bunch of trees. All I had to do was manuver around them, place my bike down, and go out into the open.
I rode my bike into the woods as planned and put the bike down. I surveyed the area to see if the zombie was near. Luckily he was no where in sight. I took my time plodding through the fallen leaves, red, brown, yellow, and orange from the October air. I found a nice clearing and prepared to teleport somewhere. Not even I knew where I would teleport to, just anywhere other than here. I backed up to give myself some clearing and I ran. I ran as fast as I could. I thought of a place; Winters. I ran..and I ran..and I ran..and I stopped. I must have run into something. Whatever it was knocked me down. I figured it was a tree, so I layed on the ground before I got up. I opened my eyes, yet, as soon as I saw what I had run into, I wanted to shut my eyes again. It was the zombie.
"Great," I thought, "I dont have my bat." I have just come from Paula's house, so I didnt see a need for a bat. On the way there, I noticed there were nobody on the street, but I payed no heedence to it, because...well... because of Paula. I quickly got up and observed the zombie, who did nothing but sit there and look into my eyes. I had noticed these werent much like the zombies I fought in Threed not to long ago. I used PSI Rockin and the zombie disentigrated into peices, only to be swallowed by the Earth. I turn around to walk back to my bike, which was all the way back in the trees. What I didnt see was something resurfacing. Little speckles of dust blew around in the cold, bitter, dead air. Little piles of dust started to form, and expand, and expand. I turned around a little too late to see now that instead one one zombie, there were 7! Since they were behind me, I quickly used PSI Rockin to take care of a few. One of them took a swing at me and knocked me on the ground. "This zombie is strong! Man, he really kncoked me." I tried PSI Rockin...yet it failed. "OH NO! My energy!" I thought to myself. I ran out of energy, PP, because I was showing off my, uh, "mad skills". I took the next best thing and started swinging. The zombies bodies contorted everytime I hit one, and they were surprizingly slower then the first zombie and not as defensive. Fighting by fist would take too long. I decided to teleport. Thats what I did. I aimed for Winters. I landed in...
"THE CAVE OF THE PAST?" I thought to myself. How in the heck did I get here? More and most importantly, is Giygas still here? I walked around looking for answers. It looked normal, yet there were no Ghost Starmen, or any Octobots, no Shamblers either! I finally get to the place where we fought Giygas. I barely could move. I was alone, possibly with Giygas. Without Paula, I couldnt beat him. I have [b]NEVER[/b] felt this much fear in my life. I slowly walked into the place weher we had fought Giygas.
"Who are you?" a non, uh..a non Giygas sounding voice said. It sounded like a little girl. "I am Ness..." I said back to the darkness. As I walked forward, I could see a little girl sitting there playing with a teddy bear. "Ness?" the girl said curiously, as she put the teddy bear down. The bear floated in mid air, as if it were on a table of some sort. "How...did you do that?" I said as I examined the area. "My powers," the girl said, "you never heard of me? My name is Paula! I lived in Twoson!"
I almost went into shock! Was this the same Paula I know? "Yes, I am the same Paula you know! The one who you let die!"
"DIE?" I said loudly. The darkness absorbed the echos of my voice.
"Tee-hee-hee!" the little Paula giggled. Undexpectedly, I saw something running up from the distance. It was the outline of something, and something huge. The little Paula saw it too and turn around and started to pray. Nothing happened. She prayed more, and more and more. Finally, the evil outline is right in front of her. A pair of teeth formed where I guess the mouth should be. Gruesomely, this...shadow took a bite of this Paula girl, and bit the other part. It was the worst thing I ever seen. I started to cry. "YOU FIEND!" I then started to hear...
Heavy metal music? It was...awsome...but why now? "NESS! NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS!" shouted the outline. "...G..iyg..." I tried to say as I was hit from behind. I tried to get up, but was knocked out completely.
I woke up, still in darkness. I didnt see any outlined creature. However, I saw a zombie. Then another. They just seemed to apper like acne on Jeff. I stood up. The zombies just started coming at me, one by one. They came at me and one of them started to swing...
and proceed right through my body. "What?" I thought to myself. I was just hit by one of those zombies. Was I dead? Well, whatever I was, I saw myself in front of me. I could have sworn I saw myself in front of my face fighting the zombies. And whatever was in front of me, turned around to face me. All the zombies seemed to stop in the middle of thier motion, and faced me. This...Ness approached me. "Hello. Remember me? Oh no, thats right...your from the past. Let me introduce myself. Im your ghost. You know, your dead soul." my...ghost said to me. "Dead?" I asked the ghost.
"You..I mean I...WE.. died fighting Giygas in the future, 200X. Me, Paula, Jeff, and Poo. Killed.". This was making NO SENSE. This was all seeming like a poorly written piece of fiction. I mean, how did the zombies appear in Onett? How about teleporting to the Cave of the Past? This little Paula girl being eaten, and the outlined beast? Giygas? And how about the future ghost Ness?
Everything dissapeared, and the outlined beast, who I beleive is Giygas, appeared. "I can answer your questions. The zombies, well I unleashed some of my Zombie Starmen (a little weaker that Ghost of Starman) and well, killed all the residents of Onett. Little Paula? Well, I went to the past, and killed her, so she would never be born. Outlined beast? Well, I just needed a temporary physical form. Zombies here? Eh, just special effects. Still making no sense?"
"NO!" I said. It wasnt. I dont get how all these events can fit into each other. I thought hard. Nothing made any sense. The outlined beast said to me, "Oh yea, and Im Giygas.". I kinda turned around, not really caring, "Thank you Captain Obvious!" Then somthing hit me. And it wasn Paula's special Halloween cookies! Wait it was. "Uh, Giygas, I know this is all darkness and stuff, but do you have a bathroom?" Miraculously, a rectangular light in the shape of a door appeared. It was a bathrrom! I... uh...did my buisness. I went back out and Giygas was just sitting there. "Hey why are you not trying to kill me? And how did the mood go from gloomy to kinda of happy?" Giygas jumped up. "BECAUSE ITS HALLOWEN!"
Then...Giygas started to sing...
"Ha-llo-weeen! Ha-llo-weeen!
"I like the candy! It makes me really keen!"
"I like ringin all the doorbells, getting all the candy!"
"I like all the costumes, they are really dandy!"
"I might get a cavity, so what? I may as well!
"If you think Im too old, you can go to Hel...
"GIYGAS!" I shouted. "Giygas, the Universal Cosmic Destroyer, the bane of my existance, the person who wants me dead worse than the rabid people at Starmen.net want Buzz-Buzz dead! Wait a second, Starmen.net? A website? WTF? Wait..OMG.Y iz I talkin like dis?"
Giygas started laughing. "ROTFLMAO! hahahHaha u n00b! Hey whats ur girlfirnds a/s/l. Pic? Can she cyberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?"
I tried to move. It felt like I was frozen in one place. Then all of a sudden I could move again. Then something else hit me! "Uh, Giygas, i ate some of Paula's Halloween meat.." Giygas pinted to the door again.
When I walked out, I thought of something. Whatever was going on, must be in my head. I didnt walk back to Giygas, who was sleeping. What a lazy bum! I decided to walk around. After about 15 minutes of walking around, I saw this rather large satelite type thing. Could this be messing with my head? Before I could destroy it....this huge Ghost Starman came in and tried to step on me! I used PSI Rockin D, it just bounced off him and back into me! I used Life up, but Ghost of Starman used Starstorm! I fell to the floor! The oversized GoS stood over me and laughed. He took off his helmet (I didnt know Starmen have helmets.)..and said..."
"NESS! YOU ARE SOOOO EASY TO FOOL!" said the oversized GoS, with the head of...
"JEFF!" I said furiously.
"Terminate program, Confuse_Ness.exe" Jeff said. The darkness disappeared. I suddenly apppeared in my house, with most of the population of Onett laughing at me. Even...Giygas was there! I guess Giygas had adopted a physical form.
"HA! Ness, I created a computer program to try to scare the living daylights outta you! HAHAH! wow!" Jeff said.
Paula came up. "Aw it was sooo funny to see the look on your face!"
"JEFF!" I said furiously as I got up.
Giygas said, "Hahaha, Paula's Halloween meatloaf!"
Paula prayed once and Giygas started rolling on the floor in pain. "IM SORRY YOUR MEATLOAF TASTES GOOD."
Jeff said to me while laughing, "Haha you were so scared!"
I went up to Jeff. "YOU WANT SCARY???". I picked up Jeff and a metal garbage can. I walked over to where the meteorite landed. I tossed Jeff in the garbage can and put on the lid. I welded the can so Jeff couldnt get out. I poked holes for air, and then tied a rope around the can. I put the can sideways on the ground, tied the other end of the rope around a tree. I then pushed the can, with Jeff in it off the cliff to let him hang there.
Jeff started to bang the can "LET ME OUT!!!"
I then started to throw rocks at the can from the top of the cliff. Then...Paula pushed me over...I fell off the cliff and was able to hold on to the garbage can.
I then heard Giygas say, "Hey, lets all get pizza! My treat!"
They all went for pizza...as Jeff and I were stuck.
Then i turned into a Pokemon.
Bob Saget became funny.
(THE END!)