I Hate This Season
[parody to "Gets me Through" by Ozzy

I'm not your Santa Clause though,
you think differently,
because I've got the big job,
and lots of money...
But I refuse and you get all mad at me...
And you get gangs against thee... on IRC...

Leave me alone...

I have no X-Mas spirit... it's not my fault...
Because presents mean nothing, inside my cult...
So when you ask for gifts now, consider this...
I won't send you anything, except my fist...

Knuckle Sandwich at Subway for 5 bucks...

The things you say around this time...
In the year make me mad inside...
It all begins on December First...
The month has arrived... it's the worst...

I'm not your Santa Clause though,
you think differently,
because I've got the big job,
and lots of money...
So when you ask for gifts now, consider this...
I won't send you anything, except my fist...

I... just hate this season...
I... just hate this season...
I... just hate this season...
I... just hate this season...