This is How You Surprise Me [parody to "NickelBack - How You Remind Me] I never could find my presents when, I'd look in the same places over again, I'd never give up, but I can't win, These lousy gifts are all so darn well hidden And this is how you surprise me... This is how you surprise me with my stuff every year... This is how you surprise me with my stuff every year... It's not like you to help me out, You'd always send me a whole different route, This time I am desperate... I need to know what I am going to get I'm so mad at this game, that you are playing with my curious brain... I don't think I'll survive... Can't hold out 'til 25... Yeah...Yeah...Yeah... Please just tell me... Yeah...Yeah...Yeah... I never have been very patient... this Christmas Anxiety is abloom... You swear it's better if I wait... I think you're lying and are planning my doom... This is how you surprise me with my stuff every year... This is how you surprise me with my stuff every year... Why make this even rougher... I think that you just want me to suffer... I don't think this is fun, I can't wait until the waiting is done... Why must I have to wait? What if we all forget and X-Mas comes late... I don't think I'll survive... Can't hold out 'til 25... Yeah...Yeah...Yeah... I'm dying... Yeah...Yeah...Yeah... Why must this always happen? Yeah...Yeah...Yeah... Ack... it's almost here... Yeah...Yeah...Yeah... tomorrow... I can't believe X-Mas has arrived, I can't believe that I actually survived, This is how you surprise me... This is how you surprise me... This is how you surprise me with my stuff every year... This is how you surprise me with my stuff every year... I DON'T THINK THIS IS FAIR I OPEN MY GIFT AND THROW IT OVER THERE YOU ASK WHY I DID THAT YOU WOULD TO IF YOUR GIFT WAS A DUNCE CAP It's all gone... It's wasted... No candy canes that I might've tasted... I am now put in tears... I cannot wait until next year... Yeah...Yeah...Yeah... Am I having fun yet? Yeah...Yeah...Yeah... Am I having fun yet? Yeah...Yeah...Yeah... Am I having fun yet? Yeah...Yeah...Yeah... Am I having fun yet?