Ness and the Haunted Spatula
By: The Sitting DuQs
Lyrics:
CHORUS:
	The spatula was it was red
	Just like some homely apes
	It will cut it will cut your head off
	You had better watch your crepes

Ness was on his way to Threed
With Paula at his side
The town it was in need
Much zombies were alive

They came into the town
The zombies were amuck
They wandered aimlessly
And Ness then said “Ah, cheese!”

CHORUS

And then they saw it there
A grave stone that was gray
They read, it said “Beware
Or you will surely pay”

There was a cooking tool
A spatula was found
It was red like greal
It made a high pitched sound

It talked to Ness and crew
It said to them “lift me”
They picked it up and flew
Across the city Threed

Guitar solo

They took the ula-spat (spatula)
The one that was real red
They squashed the zombies SPLAT!
Went home and went to bed

CHORUS 2x