Too Much Candy, Part 2: 41-9
By: Bloop182

Remembering last years Halloween disaster, Ness and his friends decided not to eat any candy this Halloween. Actually the courts decided it for them, but they were going to comply.
So the Chosen 4 were now planning on spending Halloween on the couch in Ness’ living room watching horror movies. As time went by the movies became more intense and Ness and his friends became jumpy. At a particularly intense part in the movie “Killer Psycho Poptarts 27: The Evil Campaign of Strawberry Poptarts” there was a knock at the door.
“AHHHHHHHH BREAKFAST FOODS!” Jeff shouted as he pulled his zip gun out and opened fired on Ness’ front door. “SEE YOU IN HADES PASTRY!”
From outside Ness heard screaming and the sound of people crashing through the bushes.
“Uh, I think that might have been trick-or-treaters, Jeff,” Ness said slowly.
Jeff stopped firing and realized Ness was right.
“Well, one can never be too secure when immoral pastries roam the land,” Jeff replied.
Everyone looked at Jeff.
“Moving on... we’re going to have to draw straws to see who gets trick-or-treat duty tonight,” Paula pointed out.
They all picked straws and Poo picked the shortest one.

During Poo's first candy giving outing he experienced only one truly strange individual. She was wearing red and yellow clothes and her shirt had a picture of an ugly old man and it had a caption that said, “I love Bobby Bowden.”
“What is your costume of?” Asked Poo.
“I’m a FSU fan.” Replied the girl.
“Oh I have heard much of these Florida State Seminoles. They were said to be very good, but then lost to an unranked team!”
NO!” Said the girl as she stormed off into the night and planned her revenge...