RESIDENT EARTHBOUND 2
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INTRO
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<The screen brightens, showing a shot of Pokey with chocolate cake all over his face>

Narrator: A bizarre incident occurred in a secret base in the outskirts of the small rural town of Threed.  It was later revealed that the incident was caused by the P-Virus, created by Pokey, the spokesperson for Giygas.  The virus was destroyed thanks to the efforts of Poo and Jeff, members of the Chosen Four. <Shows shot of Ness and Paula running into belch's base>.  However, their problems were far from over... <Shows a shot of Giygas in the Devils Machine Form (The one with the big eye)>

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OPENING CINEMA (NessA/PaulaB)
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<Ness is riding into Threed on his bike.  He stops in the road, when he sees Pokey lying on the ground, his face now covered in grape jelly>

Ness: What do we have here?

<Scene cuts to a bus stop.  A guy gets into his Taxi.>

Guy: That guy's a maniac.  Why'd he bite my pizza?

<The screen now shows Pokey falling to the ground, pizza sauce all over his face.  After this, it cuts back to Ness.>

Ness: Oh man.  What could've eaten this much food?

<Ness hears shuffling behind him.  It's a group of 5 Threed Zombies!!!>

Ness: Hold it right there.  Don't move!

<Pokey wakes up.>

Pokey: AUGH!!!  NEED ANTACID!!!

Ness: NO!!!

<Ness bonks Pokey with his bat, and gets out his Yo-yo.  He hits a zombie with it.>

Ness: What's up with that guy?  That was a clean hit.

<Ness is backing up and hitting the zombies repeatedly.>

Ness: I'm running out of ammo here!!!

<Ness runs into an ally.  He hears a door open, and sees...>

Paula: AAH!!! DON'T HI-

Ness: Get down!!!

<Ness nails the Zombie behind Paula with a bottle rocket.  The two run for one of those bikes that you can have 2 people on>

Paula: What's going on? As soon as I got here, the whole place went-

Ness: Dangit, the radio's out!

Paula: insane!
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You're one of the chosen four, right?

Ness: What are you talking about, Paula?  I met you in Twoson!

Paula: Oh yeah.

Ness: Hey, can you open my backpack?

Paula: Sure.  Hey, there's a sandwich inside!

Ness: PUT THAT BACK!!!  IT'S MY AFTERNOON SNACK!

Paula:  Oh, sorry.  There's a frying pan inside!

Ness: I think you should take it.

<Ness sees a big baseball bat>

Ness: Oooh, shiny!

<Ness crashes the bike>

Ness & Paula: AAAAUURGH!

Ness: You okay?

<Paula sees the Taxi coming up behind them>

Paula: PSI FREEZE OMEGA!

Ness: PSI ROCKIN OMEGA!

<The taxi explodes.>

Ness: Hrm, well that wasn't supposed to happen.  Now what?

Paula: I dunno.  I'm hungry.

Ness: Well, I know a good Kraken Soup stand here in Raccoon.

Paula: Sounds good.

<Cue rock music and credits.  After the credits, it shows Ness and Paula eating soup amidst a bunch of Pokeys with bat imprints in their foreheads.  Then they hear a familiar "BOING!">

Ness & Paula: Hey, a Mr. Satu-

<It's no Mr. Saturn, but Nemesis infected with the S-Virus!>

Ness: Uh-oh...

THEND!