Ness In Black
(Ness is sitting with his family eating dinner)

Ness:This Steak is great, mom!

Mom:Thank you Ness.  Do you like it Tracy?

Tracy:Yes, after that hard days work in the store and check-out industry.

Ness:Mom, do you find it odd that Tracy is about 30 years younger than you but she works and you don't?

Mom:Ummmmm...Ness, don't talk back.

(Music is playing from an unknown source)

Ness:What?!  What is that?!

Music:Here come the Men in Black...The galaxy defenders...

Tracy:What are the Men In BlacK?!

(There's a knock at the door)

Ness:I'll get it!

Music:Take a walk with me, take a walk with me...

(Ness opens the door)

(Two men in black suits are standing there)

Kay:Hello, I'm Dr. Lombard of the Fourside Institute of Space, this is Dr. White.

(The other man gives the first a puzzled look)

Ness:How can I help you?

Kay:Are you the Ness that fought an evil alien entity a few months ago?

Ness:Yes, yes I am.

Jay:Kay, whip out your memory-messer-upper, man.

Kay:Oh, $%, I left it in the car.  Let's try it without it.

Kay:Ness, that alien you fought was just some swamp gas.  So were all the other aliens.  Swamp gas.  All just swamp gas.  Good night.

Ness:Ummm, Dr. Lombard, I don't think that Swamp Gas could take over a town.

Kay:Yes it could.

Ness:Ummm...Are you guys really from The Fourside Institute of Space?

(Jay and Kay nod to eachother)

Jay:You're coming with us.

(Kay grabs Ness and drags him to the car while Jay dances to music)

Music:Here come the Men In Black...

(They're driving down the road)

Ness:Hey, ummm, Dr. Lombard?  Where are we going?

Kay:Nowhere in particular, forget the way we came.

(The car stops in front of the yellow building next to the Hotel Onett)

Jay:Forget this building too.

Ness:Is something wrong with you guys?  This building is like a 40 second run from my house!

Kay:No it's not.  Your house is just swamp gas.  So am I.  

Ness:You guys are not from The Fourside Institute of Space, are you?

(Jay starts to dance)

Jay:Take a walk with me, take a walk with me...

(Kay, Jay, and Ness enter the building)

Ness:Coooool!  Aliens!

Kay:No they're just-

Ness:Swamp gas, whatever.

(Kay shouts to another guy)

Kay:Zed, I forgot my neurilizer when we found this one!

Zed:Well, we're not hosting an inter-galactic kegger here!

Jay:Take a walk with me, take a walk with me...

Jay:Kay, I found a new memory-messer-upper!

Kay:Good. 

(Kay turns to Ness and holds up the neurilizer)

Kay:Please look directly at this device...

Ness:I don't wanna.

(Kay and Jay stare at eachother)

Jay:Pleeeeeeeeease look directly at this device?

Ness:No.

Jay:Kay, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

(Kay and Jay pull out huge guns and point them at Ness)

Ness:Oh crud.

(The other agents pull guns too)

Ness:Ummmm...uh oh.

(Ness stumbles back, and hits a ball in a field of energy)

Ness:Uh oh again.

(The ball bounces all over the place)

(The ball hits a CD player in the corner)

CD Player:Take a walk with me, take a walk with me...

(All the agents drop their guns and start dancing)

CD Player & Jay:Now sliiiiide with me, just sliiiide with me...

(Ness runs out of the door)

Ness:Swamp gas, all just swamp gas...

The End