Mondo Mondo Mole

(Paula is in the Polestar Preschool, helping her mother put the kids down for nap time)

Paula:Finally, they're all asleep. 

Paula's Mother:Yeah.  Let's be real quiet, we don't want to wake them.

(Suddenly, the ground rumbles and the entire building shakes)

Little Kids:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Paula:What was that?!

Little Kids:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Paula's Mother:I don't know!  You better go investigate!

Little Kids:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

(Paula leaves)

Paula:Hmmmmm, everything out here seems OK...

(Paula looks over to Burglin Park)

Paula:Gasp!

(Burglin Park is now a huge mountain, with a small hole in the front and a vendor on the peak)

Vendor:Ketchup!  Deli Sauce!  Hot Sauce!  Sprig of Parsley!

Paula:I better get the oth-

(Ness, Jeff, and Poo teleport right in front of her)

Ness:Paula, are you OK?

Jeff:We heard about the geological event!

(The ground shakes again)

Jeff:The geological events.

Paula:I think that we should go into that mountain!

Jeff:Mountain?  Where did that come from?

Paula:It...grew.

Jeff:Grew?

Ness:Grew.  Let's go.

(The gang climb into the hole, and see a long corridor)

Poo:We should find the disturbance if we follow this.

(They walk down the corridor)

Paula:Ness, look!

(Hundreds of little moles are digging and digging and digging, and Mondo Mole is watching)

Jeff:There must be hundreds!

Ness:That must be what's causing the-

(The ground shakes again)

Ness:-earthquakes.

Jeff:I would advise staying back.  Moles have an acute sense of smell.

Ness:You're right, they do smell.

Poo:What about a mole without a nose, how does it smell?

Ness:Terrible.

Jeff:Moles also have long, sharp nails.

Ness:Why would we care?

Jeff:Because they smelled us.

(All the moles are going after Ness and his friends)

Mondo Mole:Bok kog!(Bring them to me!)

Ness:Jeff, you have a bomb or something, right?

Jeff:Nope.  We only have one chance...Ness, give me your pants.

Ness:Do we have any other chances?

Jeff:I suppose.

(Jeff walks up to the moles)

Jeff:OOGA BOOGA!  OOGA BOOGA!

(The moles stop and stare at Jeff)

Paula:Look!  The moles are sizing up the situation!

Poo:The moles are feeling a little strange!

(All the moles start attacking eachother)

Ness:They're hopped up on goofballs!  Good job, Jeff!

Jeff:But we still have to contend with Mondo Mole...

Ness:Let me handle that!  PSI Paralysis Alpha!

Jeff:It didn't work on the Mondo Mole!  Try something else!

Ness:Alright!  PSI Fla-

(The Mondo Mole hit Ness)

Poo:Oh no!  Ness got hurt and collapsed!

Paula:I have an idea!  Play along.

Paula:Oh, look at Mondo Mole!  He's all dressed up in the finest dirt and grime!  If only we had a camera!

(The Camera Guy floats down between the kids and Mondo Mole)

Camera Guy:Say "Fuzzy Pickles!"

Mondo Mole:Dok Hak!(Fuzzy Pickles!)

(The camera guy takes a picture of Mondo Mole)

(Mondo Mole can't see because of the flash!)

Paula:PSI Freeze Omega!


(Mondo Mole became a block of ice)

Jeff:It worked!  Let's go!

Poo:What of friend Ness?

Paula & Jeff:Heal him!

Poo:PSI Healing Omega!

Paula:Ness was revived!

(Paula, Ness, Jeff, and Poo are back at the Polestar Preschool)

Paula:Mom!  We beat Mondo Mole!  Burglin Park is OK!  No more earthquakes!

Paula's Mom:I got all the kids back to sleep.  Be quiet, Paula.

Paula:OK, Mom.  Guys, you be quiet too.

Ness, Jeff, & Poo:OK.

(there's a knock at the door)

(Paula opens the door slowly)

(A mole is standing there)

Paula:Awwwwww, how cute.  Mom, can I keep him?

Paula's Mom:OK, as long as you cut it's nail and give it a bath soon.

Mole:Hi, I just came to tell you that moles will not be victims any more, and that Mondo Mole is thawing out!!!!!

(The mole leaves, leaving the door open)

(The children are still sleeping)

(Paula closes the door)

(As soon as the door closes, the children wake up)

Little Kids:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Paula:Sorry, Mom!

Little Kids:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Paula's Mom:WHAT?!

Little Kids:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Ness:Give them a rabbit or something!

Little Kids:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Paula's Mom:We don't have a Rabbi!

The End