Return of Electro Specter

(Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo teleported to Deep Darkness)

Jeff: Ness! You said we were going to the Sizzler!

Ness: I thought we were too! There's some knida...energy...here.

Paula: I feel it too. I haven't felt this since, since...

Poo: Since Electro Specter.

Jeff: My instruments show a high level of electric activity to the west, near Tenda Village.

Ness: Then we have to go there! The Tendites might be in touble!

(Ness and his friends march to the village, but they find that a bunch of Monkeys and Tendites are living in the forest)

Monkey: Kya Kya(Can you get the Tendites to leave?)

Ness: Why?

Monkey: Kya Kya(If they learn our gum-making secrets then our whole operation is ruined!)

Ness: Guys, let's talk to the Chief Tendite, he'll tell us what's happening.

Paula, Jeff, & Poo(sarcastically): Oh, why didn't we think of that?!

Ness: Chief Tendite, why aren't you all in the village?

Chief: The silver demon took it!

Ness: Silver Demon?

Chief: He took our village and those who tried to face him became...odd.

Jeff: Odd?

(Strong Tendite and Talkative Tendite walk by)

Strong Tenda: Swing your arms from side to side, c'mon, it's time to go, do The Mario!

Talkative Tendite: Do The Mario!

Jeff: Oh. Odd.

Paula: Ness, we have to go and defeat whatever took Tenda Village.

Ness, Jeff, & Poo(sarcastically): Oh, why didn't we think of that?!

(Ness, Paula, Poo, and Jeff walk into Tenda Village)

Ness: I don't see anything.

Paula: I see Ness.

Jeff: I see Paula.

Poo: I see Jeff.

Ness: I see Electro Specter.

(Electro Specter runs up to them, a laser is welded onto his arm)

Electro Specter: *bzzzzt!* Run program C:\PSI\ASSIST\BRAINSHOCK

Paula: Oh no! I'll shield us!

(Paula isn't quick enough and the brainshock hits the entire party)

Ness: *ack!*

Paula: *ooh!*

Jeff: *bwa!*

Poo: *coo-keys!*

Ness: Let's get out of-ahhhh?!

(They all run out of the village)

Ness: Jeff, I thared!

Jeff: I feel...full.

Paula: I feel...empty.

Poo: Cookiescookiescookiescookiescookies...

(Paula walks over to Ness)

Paula: At least you're OK, honey.

Ness: Ewwww! Cooties!

Paula: I think that something is wrong with Ness...

Jeff: I think...that something...is wrong with me. I have a weird headache...

(Suddenely, the trees in front of Jeff burst into flame, and Jeff is thrown backwards)

Ness: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Poo: Cookies!

Paula: AHHHHHHHHHH!

Jeff: Ohhhhh...

Paula: What do you think that was?

Jeff: Me. I think it was me...

Paula: What?

Jeff: Paula, I think my headaches are the result of my new PSI powers.

Paula: But you don't have PSI powers!

Jeff: Correction, you don't have any PSI powers. Brainshock can have odd effects on people.

Paula: So you're saying...

Ness: I want a hambooger!

Jeff: I have PSI Powers that I can't control. The only way to fix this would be to get help from somebody with powerful PSI powers.

Paula: We could get Poo's master to help! Let's teleport...

Paula: Oh. I don't know how to, so you can't.

Jeff: If only I could reach out and get somebody to teleport here. Paula, can you teach me how?

Paula: Think about somebody you want to talk to, picture them, concentrate, and...

(Poo's Master teleports to where the kids are)

Jeff & Paula: It worked!

Poo: Cookies! Cookiescookiescookiescookiescookies!

Ness: I'm bored!

Poo's Master: I will do my best to heal you all, but I might need help. First you, Ness.

(Poo's Master uses Healing Omega on Ness)

Ness: I'm me again! Woo-hoo!

Poo's Master: And you, Poo.

Poo: Cookiescookiescook-Thank you, Master!

Poo: And you two...

(Jeff thought of Winters, and suddenly he cast PSI Freeze Omega on Poo's Master!)

(Poo's Master was frozen in a block of ice)

Jeff: Ummm...whoops?

Ness: We'll have to just trust that you don't screw everything up, let's go!

Poo: Wait, ness, should we not have help?

Ness: Good thinking. Maybe the Strong tendite can help!

(Strong Tendite runs by, thinking that he is a chicken)

Strong Tendite: Cluck cluck!

Talkative Tendite: Gobble gobble!

Paula: Maybe we can go alone!

Jeff: Good idea.

(The kids enter the village, and are attacked by a TV, a can, a phone, and a mailbox)

Ness: I'll take the phone, you guys take whatever comes up to you!

(The phone's reciever glows yellow, and a lightning bolt hits Ness!)

(The Franklin Badge reflected the lightning and destroyed the phone)

Paula: I'll get the TV!

(The TV turns itself to a program about rock erosion)

Paula: *YAWN!* I...have...to...change the...channel.

(Paula changes it to a loud music video and the TV blows up)

Jeff: That mailbox looks interesting.

(the mail box shoots letters at Jeff)

(Jeff makes an origami Death Ray and destroys the mailbox)

Jeff: Return to sender. Heh heh.

Poo: I believe the can will be my target.

(Poo uses PSI Freeze on the can until it shatters)

(Electro Specter walks over to them)

Electro Specter: Run program C:\REVENGE\EXPLANATION. *bzzzt!* You beat me last time, but my arm rocketed out of the ground and to the Apple Kid's house, where I used tools to repair myself. I also installed new, deadly PSI Powers.

Jeff: Ness, I do believe that the new Electro Specter is a threat. If he has all these new powers, than he might be imune to most powers.

Ness: Who cares?! Let's try anyway!

(Ness uses PSI Rockin' Omega)

Electro Specter: Run Program C:\REVENGE\LEARN\PSI Install PSIROCKIN to C:\PSI\OFFENSE

Electro Specter: Run Program C:\PSI\OFFENSE\PSIROCKIN

Jeff: Not while I use PSI!

(Jeff cast PSI Shield Gamma)

(PSI Rockin' disappeared!)

Ness: If we can't use PSI, then how can we beat him?

Jeff: Being a computer expert, I believe that I have an answer to that. Use every PSI Power you have on the Electro Specter.

Ness: You're the boss! On the count of 3...

Ness: 1...

Paula: But I don't have any PSI Powers!

Ness: 2...

Jeff: You do now. I gave them back with an advanced version of the Counter-PSI Unit.

Ness: 3!

(Ness, Paula, and Poo used every PSI Power they had)

Electro Specter: Run Program C:\REVENGE\LEARN\PSI Install PSIFREEZE to
*BZZZT!* Run Program PSIFREEZEHEALING Program C:\REVENGE\LEARN\PSI InstalltoN\PSI Install PSIFREEZE to *BZZZT!* Run Program PSIFREEZEHEALING ProgramSTARSTORMC:\REVENGE\ProgramSTARSTORMEXPLAINASSISTCOOKIES!

Overload! Overload! Overload! Unstable! Unoverload! Overstable! Unerstaload! OvstaerLOAD!

Ness: Paula, how long have we been in Deep Darkness?

Paula: Nearly two hours, why?

Ness: This is why.

(Ness throws the reciever phone at Electro Specter)

Phone: *Briiiiiing* Ness, this is your dad. I know it's none of my-

(Electro Specter blows up, and the kids are rocketed back to Onett, they land in Ness's house)

Phone: *Briiiing* Ness? It's your dad. Thanks for coming home so quickly!