Adventures in Eagleand

by Eric Bound

When we last left Ness, he and other heroes, the Mario Bros. included, who had fought him, battled the

Master Hand, releasing them from their fate of forever battling. After this, things pretty much went

back to normal for Ness. Of course, with his luck, it wouldn't last more than a year.

The Marios, on the other hand, had spent most of that time fighting off Bowser and the evil paper-curse

Kammy MagiKoopa put on all the residents! They were lucky, they didn't know what they would face next.

Episode 1: Pauline

We are in the room of a lady who is dressed in red. She is a brunette, and very pretty. We can hear her

thoughts:

Pauline: Whan a strange life I lead. A few years ago, I was living in Brooklyn, NY, with my boyfriend,

Mario. Then everything changed. I was captured by an ape. Mario saved me, of course, but he suddenly

decided to change his career to being a plumber. A plumber! I was pretty mad at him, and really took it

out on him. I probably shouldn't have, because he later vanished during a plumbing job. Mario...

The lady looks out the window, to see Paula and the Preschoolers going out to exersize! Zoom in on them.

Paula: Alright, kids, let's go! 1, 2, 1, 2...

This goes on for awhile, and then Paula leads them around the house, into the front yard. Suddenly, a pipe

pops out of the ground (with the trademark Mario pipe sound)!

Paula: What the-?!? I'd better call Ness! *sending out a psychic call* Ness! Ness, a strange object has

appeared at the preschool! Please come in vestigate!

Ness teleported there quickly, and examined the pipe.

Ness: Well, it does seem familiar, but I can recall...

Suddenly, Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, and Toad jump out of the pipe, as if they were

being chased.

Mario: Take that-a, Bowser!

Mario turns around to notice that the pipe is gone!

Mario: Guys, I-a think there's something you've-a gotta see...

Noone turns around, obviously mesmorized by something else.

Luigi: And there's something you've-a got to see here, Mario...

Mario: Wha...? Gah! Ness!

Ness: Mario? Luigi? Is that you?

Mario: Ness? How'd we get here?

Ness: Heck if I know!

Paula: Ness, you know these guys?

Ness:*while talking, a clip of Ness using PK Fire on Mario and Luigi in the Peaches castle level of Super

Smash Brothers; Mario and Luigi run around like idiots with their hats on fire frantically* I met them in

that Super Smash Bros. tournament I told you about!

Paula: Oh! Well then, it's nice to meet you two! And who are your friends?

Mario: This is Princess Peach of Mushroom Kingdom-

Peach: How do you do!

Luigi: This is Princess Daisy of Sarashaland-

Daisy: Hello!

Toad: And I'm Toad, thankyouverymuch!

Suddenly, the girl we saw earlier walks out of the house, then imediately looks over to the preschool. She

drops her bags, and gapes in the direction of Polestar Preschool.

Pauline: M-Mario?

Mario jumps up in shock, then slowly turns around.

Mario: P-Pauline?

Pauline runs up to Mario, gushing with happiness.

Pauline: Mario! Oh, Mario! I've been looking for you forever! I'm-

Suddenly, Mario holds out his hand, stopping Pauline in her tracks.

Mario: Whoa, whoa, whoa! You broke up with me!

Pauline: And I realized it was the wrong thing to do! So lets make up and go down to the burger place in

the mall!

Mario: ARE YOU INSANE! *Pauline suddenly looks confused* Listen, after we broke up, *flasback

sequence begins* Luigi and I wentto our first plumbing job, where we were attacked by all sorts of

animals! After exterminating them, weheard a noise coming from a pipe. Thinking that the animals nest

might be in there, we went in to finish the job. We ended up in a place called the Mushroom Kingdom,

where an evil turtle named Bowser had kidnapped the Kingdom's Princess! After rescuing her, we were

celebrities! The princess and I hung out alot, and then went on a few dates. Another princess, Daisy of

Sarashaland, started going out with Luigi, and then we had even more adventures! So amny so, that... well,

we're ENGAGED. *end flashback* SO you see, I can't go out with you!

Ness: Mario talks too much.

Luigi: You don't have to live with him.

Everyone but Luigi, Peach, Mario, and Pauline look disgusted.

Pauline: Yeah? Well, where are these Princesses?

Mario points behind him.

Pauline: Oh...

???: You forgeting about one person, plumber!

Mario: Toad?

Iggy: No, you idiot!

Lemmy: It's the King of Cruel,

Ludwig: Duke of Dastardlyness,

Wendy: Prince of Participating in Evil... Stuff!

Roy: It's our very own-

Morton: WEDDING CAKE!

Larry: Uh, he means "King Dad",

Koopa Kids: King Bowser Koopa!

Bowser: Thanks, kids. Now go play with matches.

Koopa Kids: Yes, King Dad!*Run off to play with matches*

Bowser: I see you plumbers fell into my trap! Unfortunately, I, too, am caught in this godforsaken place,

but I'm sure It'll work out for the worst! YOUR worst!

Paula: Your despicable!

Bowser: Why thank you, little girl! Now, Mario, prepare to die!

Luigi: I'm even neglected by villians!

Bowser: No, I was just going to kill you second.

Luigi: Oh. Okay then.

Bowser: Take this, Mario!

Bowser suddenly shoots fire out of his mouth, but Mario jumped over it.

Mario: Fight fire with fire!

Mario takes a fire flower out of his pocket and becomes Fire Mario, and Luigi does the same. They both

pummel Bowser until he twirrels around, hitting them with his tail.

Bowser: Pathetic. Does anyone else want to take a try?

Paula: I would! PSI Fire Omega!

A giant flame suddenly kindels in Paula's hand, and she shoots it forward, like a human flamethrower.

Bowser: What the He-

Bowser gets hit by the ball of fire, and catches flame.

Paula: Too hot? Well, then, try a PSI Freeze Omega!

A blue ball forms in her hands now, and, like before, a giant blue stream shoots out of her hands, freezing

Bowser in a giant ice cube.

Paula: Boy, you look a little stiff!

Ness: Let us soften you up! PSI Rockin' OMEGA!

Paula: PSI Lightning Omega!

???: PSI Starstorm B!

Ness is moving his fingers, shooting out notes and music lines; Paula is commanding the thunderclouds to

shoot their lightning out at Bowser; and Poo takes out two stars and throws them at Bowser, right before a

giant Starstorm shoots down from the heavens onto Bowser.

Bowser: *covered in bruises, cuts, and burns* Ow...

Ness: Poo? How'd you get here?

Poo: We thought we'd pay you two a visit, and found this turtle and you two fighting.

Bowser: A little-ow-help here?

Ness: We?

Jeff steps out from behing Poo, gun ready, in a really nifty shooting pose.

Bowser: Eek! *gets up* I can't get to the Mushroom Kingdom, or anywhere outside of this planet, for that

matter, but I can still use warp pipes! I'm outta here!

A warp pipe pops up and Bowser runs towards it, jumping in. The pipe soon disappears.

Jeff: Wow, that was... weird.

Poo: Who are these guys? Friends of yours?

Ness: Yeah, but I really don't feel like introducing them to you right now, so I'll do it in-between

episodes.

Poo: Okay.

Mario: What about us? We don't have anywhere to live!

Ness: Hmm... you could live at the Onett Hotel, and Toad can pretend he's a new student at the prescool,

since there's not enough beds in the hotel, and he's about the right size!

Mario people: Okay!

Pauline: WHAT ABOUT ME!!???!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ness: You can just go on living your life like this never happened.

Pauline: ...Mario?

Mario nods his head.

Pauline breaks into tears and runs back into her house, her bags she dropped burnt to ashes.

Paula: Do you think we went to hard on her?

Mario: Nah, she'll get over it.

Ness: C'mon, I'll teleport you to Onett!

Ness starts running increasingly faster, and, strangely, Mario, Luigi, and the Princesses run fast with him,

until they teleport.

Poo: We should be going, too. By!

The same thing happens with Poo and Jeff.

Paula: Bye! C'mon, Toad, let's get you registered. Oh, and kids?

Kids: Yes?

Paula: Don't tell my mom, Kay?

We go back into Paulines room, where she looks conciderably happier.

Pauline: Mario... I'll se you again. Someday...

Bowser has joined up with the Koopa Kids again, and is wandering through Deep Darkness.

Bowser: I-can't-see! Where are we?

???: I'll help you, stranger!

Bowser: And who might you be?

???: Let's just say... a friend. Bwa, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

To Be Continued...